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The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England. These are genuine answers from 16 year old, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year old. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be...

School days .... It's back again..... even if you've already read this famous fwd, it's worth reading once more...... DO NOT MISS A SINGLE LINE ......

School Bus In Japan And Now * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * School Bus In India

Source :- PhD Comics

This is the message that apparently a Secondary School staff in the Midlands voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. It came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and Parents...

The following are actual winning analogies in the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a...

George Bush in a primary school... George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name? Bob And what is your question, Bob? I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his...

I must say the boy is a Genius :lol::lol::lol:

School Trip...spl !!! School days were nowhere as colourful as this & they certainly didn't have school trips like this when I was in school !!!:devil: :P :D

Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy: I saw 1 strap of ur bra. Teacher: GET OUT of class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: why did u laugh? Boy 2: I saw both straps. Teacher: GET OUT FOR 1 MONTH. She bent down 2 take chalk, Little Johny started walking out. Teacher: Johny, why r u going...

Once upon a time Safin,Anda aka xXx and Kimi aka Knightie aka Kratos aka Vampire where in the same class in School and English Class was going on :readbook: Teacher ask the class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" First Safin,sitting in first bench,raises his hand...

A 1st Standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Safin what is your problem?" Safin answered, "I'm too smart for the first standard.My Brother is in the third standard and I'm smarter than he is !!I think I should be in the third standard too!" The...

Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.' Student: 'My name is Sunlight . Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji...

A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he's ever been. After the first semester junior comes...

George Bush in a School George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade...

Teacher: How do you spell cat, Angela? Angela: C-A-I - Teacher: Stop right there. Cat doesn't have and I! Angela: So how does it see to catch a mouse? ***************************************************** A high-school student came home one night rather depressed. "What's the...