Advice for Signage at Orthodox Jewish Event

[Theresa]

I'm offering Chair Massage at a fundraiser for a Lubovitch (ultra-orthodox Jewish) school this weekend, it's a Purim Carnival. Because it's hosted by Jews with very specific rules/traditions, I can only offer massage to women, even if there are non-observant men who show up at the booth. I'm trying to think on wording for the sign. I would like to make it clear that it's available to women only, but not say bluntly "women only." If you're Jewish and/or know the Purim story, maybe you can help me with something clever like "Queen Esther's Royal Pampering" and/or "Massage for Queens and Princesses"?
Any thoughts? Are those any good?

 

[bonzii]

Having worked in the Jewish community for a few years, I think "Massage for Queens and Princesses" is perfect... and you might tell any males who are looking for massage that you are keeping with tradition, but hand them literature for your office!

 

[Pompal 09.]

How about...

Oye, vey - I'll take your stress away!

 

[murphdog6]

Oye, vey - I'll take your stress away!

Tee-hee...

My mom thought of a good phrase, "ladies of the court."

How does this sound:

Queen Esther's Royal Chair Massage
Seated Massage for the Ladies of the Court
10 tickets for 5 minutes
18 tickets for 10 minutes

 

[delhiris]

I think that is an excellent way to phrase it. I really don't see you having problem with men coming to see you, using that phrase. Plus, since Purim is usually celebrated by the more religious population, they usually know the rules. Unless someone comes with a doctors note in hand, you couldn't touch them being a woman! Most men will not touch a woman, other than his wife, even to shake hands. When they are single, they are still not supposed to touch or be touched, they have a term for it, but I don't know how to spell it. I usually give a little nod, acknowleging their respect while keeping my hands to myself. Thankfully I have a lot of orthodox jewish friends, even though I am catholic... so I have the rules pretty much down at this point.

 

[Amalthea]

Most men will not touch a woman, other than his wife, even to shake hands. When they are single, they are still not supposed to touch or be touched, they have a term for it, but I don't know how to spell it.

Shomer Negiah (or as I like to say, Shomer No-Touchy)t048

 

[Live Life Love]

That's it! t018 no touchy!!!