BEst HJ, looks ignored

[Anna K.]

I've found sometimes that a terrific HJ from an ugly old hag is far, far better than a mediocre one from a 10. I remember one Chinese lady, around 40, quite a few years ago in a different city, who, with a few strokes, had me GROANING (which I'd never done before) COMPLETELY out of control. She was standing down near my feet, so there was nothing to grab at. I just had to lay back and endure/enjoy. Perfection.

Which brings me to my question. Who is the, ahem, PLAINEST lady with the most extraordinary technique? Slow and teasing, driving one quite literally beserk?

As for me, there is a gal in Hamilton on Main St. who I found was not bad - and undeniably the most ugly thing to have ever laid her hands on mr happy. Margaret I think she calls herself. The transformation of one's thoughts from revulsion to ecstacy can be quite remarkable.

 

[Susan]

If she's ugly, what's the use! You might as well watch a movie, and do it yourself. Save the money.

 

[Luveena]

Part of the fantasy appeal is that some super hot mega-vixen is getting the privilege of relieving my pent up frustrations, and that she actually enjoys my bad jokes, smelly feet and being splattered with love nectar! The aforementioned ultra-hottie loves her job, diddles herself at the mere sight of my naked Yankee buttocks and grudgingly accepts $200 for an hour of BFE type company.

Take away the mega-vixen, ultra-hottie part... and you have your senile Aunt Rose molesting you on the plywood bed she keeps in the room under her stairs.

Nope, absent the visuals, I'll save myself the money and surf for hidden camera dressing room pictures of the Olsen Twins.

LOL!