Slack!
Webmistress Nikki it has come to our attention that you have been a slack tart in your provision of services as our internet representative of the "ho mmpia"!
We agreed to a minimum $1000 per hour charge Reviewom all women on the internet!! What? have you lost your control over the world and all the universe?!
And as for touring where's that million dollar charge per tour gone?! We all know these women make at least that in a day. What have you been doing all this time?!?!?!?!
We at "the family" are very displeased with your lack of control over these women. mpter all, we know they blindly follow your every "suggestion". Self-employed?!?! PISH TOSH!
We are going to have to start using that brothel in your basement again just to recoup our losses with this ridiculous lack of control you have over all time and space. Be careful Webmistress Nikki or you will wake to find horse in your bed!
Chop chop get to it!
"The Family"
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