explaining a trip to thailand

[Jae]

how does one explain to 'politically correct' friends family and others that one is going to thailand to bang some bg's???

what do you guys tell your parents/and or girlfriend or wife for that matter when you leave for thailand... ?

 

[Pavlovs Dogma]

Do you really need to tell them "details"?

 

[Missy.]

I Ay Nothing To Nobody........
I Just Leave On My Trip.
When I Come Back All Tanned.i Just Tell Them I Caught A Late Cancellation To Some Exotic Place.......
**** Them.what Thet Do Not Know ..wont Hurt Them....
Jonny

 

[Leftfoot]

DON'T WAIT UP!
THIS LITTLE BLACK DUCK WON'T BE HOME FOR A WHILE.

As for friends, I have yet to come across a male friend who would not give their left ball to join me in LOS, politically correct or not.

Women, well whether they like to admit it or not they're all an expense and therefore expendable.

Life short fella's live it while you can.

TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!

 

[FrenchPea]

Tell them you are turning Buddhist?

 

[Helios]

.. i just tell them : You don´t have to have sex just because your going to Thailand
No one belive´s me of cos´.. especially NOT my so called g/f !

..... i bought 2X30 pack of condoms just in case

cs//

 

[ViktoriaXVicious]

i explain to people that they have to look through their own image of it being a seedy place and to look at the heart of the country,the people,the sights,the food ,the ambiaunce,the scuba diving and then i just wink and walk away

although i have to admit my farang g.f is not so convinced especially when i said i was planning to return Thai new year.

 

[delhiris]

most of my friends and family no what i am like so soon as i get home all i get is how many birds you do and did you use a jonny.also a few of my mates who are married are desperate to get out there after some of the stories they have been told,as a result there wives hate me and my other mates who have been,and they dont let there men out with us.
oh well i enjoy it and i couldnt give a stuff what people think.
steve

 

[JerseyGirl]

Well, for a start, I cant be bothered with stuck up people who are 'politically correct', but if I encounter people like that at work etc, and they say to me

"I bet you are just going for all the girls!", then I always shock them when I stand there with a straight face and say -

"No, actually im going for the small boys"

They usually give an uneasy smile, and then I follow it up with -

"Its criminal not to go when sex is only £7 for short time sex and £15 for all night!"

All my good, proper friends love to hear my stories, and wish they could come with me.

The best bit is my family. They are the most chilled out bunch you could ever meet. My sister buys me cannabis for my birthday and xmas, and my parents gave me 6,000 baht as a xmas present. My mam handed it to me and said "Here you are son. This will get your first few women and a few drinks"

Cool or what?

They (sort of) know what I get up to, and they know that I would still do it even if they didnt approve.

The even better bit is when I am in the pub, and maybe a girl will hear that I am going to Thailand. A few times they have asked "Do you go with prostitutes?" and I reply "Yes".

They then usually say "Urggh! Thats disgusting".

To which I reply - "Well I would rather shag someone nice and slim and beautiful, than waste a load of money taking the likes of you out for a meal and drinks and have to listen to your crap conversation, only to be lucky to get tossed off at the end of the night"

That shuts them up!

T minus 10 and counting.

C u all soon

 

[castaspella0183]

Micke your truely a man of great standing and i salute you

 

[Angeliyah]

Hey Mike,

Would your parents be interested in adoption.

One single, white male. House trained with low kilometers. Low maintenance. C/w own bar and pool table. Seen but rarely heard.
Free to a good home.

PS. Slight fetish for little brown fannies.

 

[relswete]

Tell her that you'e going there for diving trips or golf!

 

[Apocalypse Cow]

MIKE .......URE ONE OF THE TRUE LEGENDS THAT I HAVE NEVER MET.BUT HOPE TO DO SO AT XMAS..A MAN WITH A MISSION WHO DOESNT GIVE A FUK..........LIVE ON .........JONNY

 

[pollyfashion100]

Mike
I just love your "Couldn't give a f..." attitude to people who dont agree with your ideals. Id be glad to share a few beers with you if you are there in April

 

[Stacey M]

i compete at muay thai so i used to palm it off as a training trip,but now i cant be assed to lie anymore and just tell the truth im going for beer and sex,obviousely the girlfriend still gets the training story!,and if any bloke in denied an ambition to go to thailand i would label him a soft bender!,and it still makes me laugh when i see loads of my mates swanning off to greece for the two week summer hols telling me what a good time they had!

 

[st. nino]

U could always pick up Golf ( a great excuse to pop off to Pattaya) or ScubaDiving ( a great excuse to pop off to Patong, Phuket).

Or as a last resort.. a Jungle Trek...

If your PC friends don't belive you are that keen on culture and history.. >

But if you lie.. remember that you gotta remember them when you come back home.

 

[Lioness]

As Mike said,if you don`t lie from the start there`ll be no need to remember to do so when you get back. I have the same reaction from the girls at work but they know even though I don`t mention money is involved.It all amounts to the same thing. Good thing is they have all offered to supply me with our rubber friends as a going away/Xmas pressie 2 weeks to go and I will be there,roll on!!!!

 

[Abby Normal]

"make sure that you take plenty of protection with you" - my reply was "just how much sun blocking cream can one use?".

 

[JerW]

I am a Scuba diver and a golfer, both are world class here in Phuket, but then so are the BGs. I Scuba dive and golf during the day and Boom Boom the BGs at night (actually having a rest day today - from sport that is). I am in Patong now and most of the BGs are a sweet as can be. It is the smile that gets me. They smile all the time, it is used as a greeting to everyone, even guys to guys. So you just melt when a cute little BG gives you a smile and she tries to say "Welcome". All your inhibitions and hang ups you may have had before you came will soon be gone within a few days. It is a very open society and I love it.

Have a good one,
SnowKoala

 

[Phat_Rabbit]

HI SNOW......
IS IT BUSY IN PATONG AT THE MOMENT? IS THE WEATHER NICE?
I ARRIVE ON DEC22........
CANT WAIT......