Went out today with a few Reviewiends Reviewom school to catch up on old times before I go back to England next week. One of the guys took me to this joint in this run down looking shopping centre, said to me very good, highly recommend, CCB!
Anyway, 3 of us got there, I did the usual lah, went to the room, took a shower and lie down on the mattress. This one auntie came in, told me her name is Chilli. Started massaging me, massage was nothing to shout about, she didn't know where the pressure points were and kept running her fingers down my ass crack.
Then she popped the question, I looked at her and seriously, I wanted to throw up, she said she was 33 but I think she looked more like 45. But I didn't want to be rude, so I checked the price first, she said $30, $50 and $80. So I confirmed with her, if the prices were for HJ, BJ and FJ and she replied affirmative.
So anyway, opted for the BJ. so she got down to it. Started tickling me dick, then put oil and started wanking me. So I asked her, Eh, Not BJ meh? Then she answered, No lah, BJ only with FJ then have. WTF? So anyway, I said, OK lah, so this one only HJ lah.
Heard this already suspected something leow, then no mood leow, and the harder she tried the more my didi resisted her, finally I told her to stop 5 minutes Reviewom the time and I said nevermind, I'll still pay you.
So after I showered, I gave her a $50 bill to which she pocketed and that was it. So I said, Eh, where's my change, then she said, you wanted the $50 package mah... CCB! Made me damn dulan, I argued with her and she buah bodoh about it, refused to answer anything and just pretend, you choose the $50 one mah. Nabei, I called my Reviewiend who supposedly was a "regular" and told him to settle. He went and spoke with the Lau Auntie outside and then came back with $10 and asked me to forgot the other $10, take it as give tips lah. CCB!
Not happy lah Bros, if she wanted to charge $50, $80 and $100, she should have said it up Reviewont, not suka suka raise the price and act blur when I question her, I dunno, u choose the $50 one. Nabei.
I told my Reviewiend, this joint I highly recommend to the SammyBoy Bros not to come. Unless you have exact change. Then better keep an eye on your wallet while you're in there, f**king robbers around...
Damage: $48 + $50 - $10
Name: Chilli
Age: she look like 45 although she said 33
Massage: 2/10
HJ: 2/10
Acting skill: 15/10
Return? I wouldn't touch that place with a barge pole... CCB!
She don't go outside and rob people wasted man, my advice is, even if you have money to burn at least go somewhere worth it lah, this place really CMI.