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[Deleted member 80579]

What's going on.
Aren't MPA supposed to massage us.
Well well well, How the turn tables.

To each their own. I prefer to do the massaging. If I want an actual massage I'll see an RMT. I get more joy out of giving a beautiful woman a massage then receiving one

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Sometimes I see MPAs that get right into off the bat so you skip the massage but if things finish early I will give the massage at the end. In nearly 20 years I don't think I've been with one girl who has turned down or hasn't appreciated a nice massage.

As others said before, please PM anyone you know that's working. I'm going a little stir crazy

And thank you for your candidness in this thread. It can be nothing but helpful to people and a nice distraction

You're welcome.

 

[Happyman]

Spa is a place for fun. Some guys even enjoy licking a girls ass hole, so what's a big deal if a guy like to massage a girl (not that the girl demands it)

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

We are supposed to. The originally question was how do you get a better session - that is one of the ways. Whether you do it is up to you.

Never knew if we can do that. Would love to try for sure.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Never knew if we can do that. Would love to try for sure.

If you're curious about something, just ask politely and respect whatever answer you are given. The majority of us are happy to cater to requests.

 

[Happyman]

If a client wants to lick your ass hole, you would feel honored or feel uneasy/embarrassed?

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

If a client wants to lick your ass hole, you would feel honored or feel uneasy/embarrassed?

Well, polite way to ask is
Are you easy going with Rimming.

 

[Happyman]

Yes, it's a more polite way to ask, but she may misunderstand that the client wants her to offer rimming to him

 

[Jimbo55]

Never knew if we can do that. Would love to try for sure.

Its called a nude reverse

 

[Deleted member 89502]

If a client wants to lick your ass hole, you would feel honored or feel uneasy/embarrassed?

What about that would make me feel honored?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

X, How can you keep up with these preposterous remarks? How long will you last? You must be bored af. - J

It's fine. I'm checking in between doing other things.

 

[OG_funguy]

What about that would make me feel honored?

Wow, some of these questions you are getting...smh and lmao at the same time. Good on you for being such a good sport

 

[Happyman]

What about that would make me feel honored?

If a girl provides rimming service to me, I would feel an honor for such treatment but I don't want it for hygiene reason. What a guy do would make you feel honoured?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

If a girl provides rimming service to me, I would feel an honor for such treatment but I don't want it for hygiene reason. What a guy do would make you feel honoured?

Treat me with respect and tip me.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

A common complaint, and rightfully so, is that some clients have poor hygiene, yet you’re saying that not all providers shower between clients?

Correct.

 

[Happyman]

There was a MPA, whose look and body, services were all exceed my expectations. However, she did not take a shower at the end of the session and these happened twice. Because of this reason, I did not see her again. Afterwards, I had a though on this practice, it could be because I was her last client on her shift, therefore she did not want to take a shower.

 

[nervousguy]

How many clients are too "handsy" as in they're groping your boobs/ass too much?

That's one of my worries to be honest. I mean I'm not there for just a massage (heck if anything I'd prefer not to waste time with the massage at all!). I'm there to be intimate with a beautiful girl in whatever capacity that they allow and I absolutely would love my hands to wander all over their body. I don't want to make the girl uncomfortable though. But...I'm a guy and I want to squeeze her boobs and butt and not for just a couple seconds. Just being honest. And I'm talking about places that are usually high mileage.

 

[OG_funguy]

Hi - I’ve seen you mention, “holistic spas”... could you elaborate for me as that term isn’t used here in Calgary.

Loosely defined, a 'holistic' spa is one where full service is offered on the menu. That is, any Joe should be able to walk in and get bj, fs, etc. from every MPA that works there.

In contrast, a "semi-legit" spa is one where you can expect a decent (sometimes excellent) massage with basic HE (usually a HJ). Of course, more is available but that is at the discretion of the MPA (hence YMMV). She's not really obligated to provide more than a HJ although most will.

Do you guys not have these two categories of spas in Calgary?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

How many clients are too "handsy" as in they're groping your boobs/ass too much?

That's one of my worries to be honest. I mean I'm not there for just a massage (heck if anything I'd prefer not to waste time with the massage at all!). I'm there to be intimate with a beautiful girl in whatever capacity that they allow and I absolutely would love my hands to wander all over their body. I don't want to make the girl uncomfortable though. But...I'm a guy and I want to squeeze her boobs and butt and not for just a couple seconds. Just being honest. And I'm talking about places that are usually high mileage.

95%. It's less a concern of "too much" as it is "too hard" - though clients going from body part to body part and grabbing things like you're at a fruit stand is unpleasant for girls no matter how you spin it.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Loosely defined, a 'holistic' spa is one where full service is offered on the menu. That is, any Joe should be able to walk in and get bj, fs, etc. from every MPA that works there.

In contrast, a "semi-legit" spa is one where you can expect a decent (sometimes excellent) massage with basic HE (usually a HJ). Of course, more is available but that is at the discretion of the MPA (hence YMMV). She's not really obligated to provide more than a HJ although most will.

Do you guys not have these two categories of spas in Calgary?

Interesting. When we (girls) talk about holistic - we are referring to a holistic in the sense that it is a different category of licensing with the city - not referring to mileage.