Review Incall AGENCY Reviews 2021 Part 1: HPL, TDL, SFT

[Frank Underwood]

NP, hope they helped.

Tila: Yeah, she joined TDL around April I believe. I think she worked sporadically since then? She used the same name. Should be more reviews of her from her Premier Spa days out there I think.

Alanna: lol, that’s funny. She told me she was fully booked that day and running behind a bit too (um, like I care? I just want the time I’ve paid for). Was clockwatching as well. Lots of little negatives that added to a poor experience.

Martina: I’d say she’s more on the cute side rather than the pretty side. (ie. More having attractiveness vs having true beauty) for me. She’s not exactly what I expected from the pics. Her hair was much darker and it was curly. But she still did the job and was high energy that day. She’s def on the under 25 side for age imo too. So yeah, I was happy trying her out, but won’t repeat. One and done for me in this case.

Charlotte: Glad to hear you enjoy her (& still do) & I know she has many fans (which lead me to try her out in the first place), but yeah, for me, she didn’t turn my crank the way I had hoped (looks & passion).

Right now, I’m interested in trying out Kate at TDL when the opportunity arises. I’ve read she gives LFK (which I hope will turn into DFK), plus enjoys getting DATY and BBBJ/CIM & she looks like her pics. So, we’ll see hopefully.

Vaida is another longshot, but hasn’t been scheduled in awhile.

Based on looks I would have tried Kasia, but everything I’ve read points to horrible service, so forget that.

Ahri at SFT is a generic good time I would say. She’s young, cute, friendly & personable, has a nice body and the service is there.

BTW, I actually took a shot at AZN independent Kelly based on your review on the Red Board and it was a very good time. She was nowhere near my radar otherwise. So, thanks for that at least. I’ve since then checked the independent section on AZN747 looking for another find like that, but don’t really see anyone comparable yet.

Well I am glad to hear that. This forum is the pits of the adult entertainment world, with full blown misogynists like @xtc27 and racists like @TheWatcher perpetuating the stereotypes of abusive men. I rejoice when I find people like yourself on here, knowledgeable, respectful, and helpful. I would love for this place to become a better place. Thank you for your contribution.

Now, allow me to self promote, I decided I will be seeing every girl on the AZN forum with a banner at the top. Currently I am doing a MW series, but when I finish that I will commence the next project. If you have a girl that interests you message me and I will put her at the top of my list since I haven't decided in which order I will see all those girls.

Thanks again for your great review. Hope to see you around.

 

[Sybarite]

Well I am glad to hear that. This forum is the pits of the adult entertainment world, with full blown misogynists like @xtc27 and racists like @TheWatcher perpetuating the stereotypes of abusive men. I rejoice when I find people like yourself on here, knowledgeable, respectful, and helpful. I would love for this place to become a better place. Thank you for your contribution.

Now, allow me to self promote, I decided I will be seeing every girl on the AZN forum with a banner at the top. Currently I am doing a MW series, but when I finish that I will commence the next project. If you have a girl that interests you message me and I will put her at the top of my list since I haven't decided in which order I will see all those girls.

Thanks again for your great review. Hope to see you around.

Frank welcome, you seem new around here... completely agree this site is overrun with misogynists and "The Watcher" is one of the absolute worst, but I really don't understand how you could possibly put @xtc27 in that category unless you're confusing him with someone else.

Xtc27 has consistently advocated for treating the women in the industry with kindness and respect which I greatly admire him for. In my opinion he is about as far away from a misogynist as you could get... if you can please read through some of his previous posts and hopefully you'll concur.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Frank welcome, you seem new around here... completely agree this site is overrun with misogynists and "The Watcher" is one of the absolute worst, but I really don't understand how you could possibly put @xtc27 in that category unless you're confusing him with someone else.

Xtc27 has consistently advocated for treating the women in the industry with kindness and respect which I greatly admire him for. In my opinion he is about as far away from a misogynist as you could get... if you can please read through some of his previous posts and hopefully you'll concur.

Thank you for your hospitality, I look forward to contributing with reviews and some "troll control."

The one who calls himself @xtc27 comes across to me as a very shady and unsavory individual from his posts online. For starters he is a proponent of anonymity and an advocate for bypassing screening as for what I have seen so far in his posting history.



This is a screenshot from a thread dedicated to teaching others how to "bypass" screening from agencies and spas requiring real numbers. I believe that a respectful non-misogynist male should not dedicate time to tricking escorts into booking them, nor teach others who could potentially be dangerous individuals how to trick escorts. If an individual is not comfortable with screening from escorts, they can skip that girl and find any number of alternatives easily.



The fact that he is purposely trying to misspell words to "conceal" his personality makes me extremely uncomfortable. He is clearly going out of his way to misspell words and implement emojis in his "writing" to create a false online persona. I think this is creepy beyond words, since the internet is already anonymous as it is. Why does this man feel the need to put an extra layer of deception to conceal himself? This behavior sets out alarm bells in my head about this individual. The creep-o-meter going off the charts.

I honestly think he must be a registered sex offender or something like that, if he is riding a bicycle to incalls he is clearly not an important businessman or a politician. Why is he trying too hard to hide?



He admits to revealing to girls he sees, who he is online. It doesn't take a genius to figure out, the kind of guys who would do this are the guys who are trying to leverage their online identity for extra services or coerce girls into something possibly with a threat of an online bad review. Also, equally with a promise of a positive review if they do what he says. I can certainly see naive inexperienced wolves making this mistake, but with the level of meticulous attention to conceal himself and the knowledge to keep himself hidden, I assert that he must be revealing his online persona with a purpose and not by mistake.

Lastly, in his attempt to hide his online persona he is also made his profile hidden from public view. When you try to click on his online profile you will see this:



I feel that having an accessible profile for people to vet a reviewer's record adds credibility to that person. If this individual is going through so much trouble to conceal himself online, I suspect he is probably someone who is banned coming in with a new name. Of course, very likely he is a some kind of registered sex offender.

 

[luvdafurburger]

Thank you for your hospitality, I look forward to contributing with reviews and some "troll control."

The one who calls himself @xtc27 comes across to me as a very shady and unsavory individual from his posts online. For starters he is a proponent of anonymity and an advocate for bypassing screening as for what I have seen so far in his posting history.

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This is a screenshot from a thread dedicated to teaching others how to "bypass" screening from agencies and spas requiring real numbers. I believe that a respectful non-misogynist male should not dedicate time to tricking escorts into booking them, nor teach others who could potentially be dangerous individuals how to trick escorts. If an individual is not comfortable with screening from escorts, they can skip that girl and find any number of alternatives easily.

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The fact that he is purposely trying to misspell words to "conceal" his personality makes me extremely uncomfortable. He is clearly going out of his way to misspell words and implement emojis in his "writing" to create a false online persona. I think this is creepy beyond words, since the internet is already anonymous as it is. Why does this man feel the need to put an extra layer of deception to conceal himself? This behavior sets out alarm bells in my head about this individual. The creep-o-meter going off the charts.

I honestly think he must be a registered sex offender or something like that, if he is riding a bicycle to incalls he is clearly not an important businessman or a politician. Why is he trying too hard to hide?

View attachment 169696

He admits to revealing to girls he sees, who he is online. It doesn't take a genius to figure out, the kind of guys who would do this are the guys who are trying to leverage their online identity for extra services or coerce girls into something possibly with a threat of an online bad review. Also, equally with a promise of a positive review if they do what he says. I can certainly see naive inexperienced wolves making this mistake, but with the level of meticulous attention to conceal himself and the knowledge to keep himself hidden, I assert that he must be revealing his online persona with a purpose and not by mistake.

Lastly, in his attempt to hide his online persona he is also made his profile hidden from public view. When you try to click on his online profile you will see this:

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I feel that having an accessible profile for people to vet a reviewer's record adds credibility to that person. If this individual is going through so much trouble to conceal himself online, I suspect he is probably someone who is banned coming in with a new name. Of course, very likely he is a some kind of registered sex offender.

I don't know Man. I mean maybe you two have some prior rivalry but you might want to consider the possibility you may be reading a bit much into him.

As Sybarite says, Xtc is always willing to toss in some info into a thread and help out. And he's one of the few posters that have said things that I have laughed at as he can be entertaining. Sure beats shit from Watchie or BitchInToronto. I don't believe he has any stake in promoting or information from his posts.

He's just another Horndawg on here for pretty much the right reasons helping guys keep it wet. He has specific tastes but we all do. But suggesting he may be a sex offender?... harsh imo.

And the cryptic writing? Well no one has figured that out

 

[Sybarite]

Thank you for your hospitality, I look forward to contributing with reviews and some "troll control."

The one who calls himself @xtc27 comes across to me as a very shady and unsavory individual from his posts online. For starters he is a proponent of anonymity and an advocate for bypassing screening as for what I have seen so far in his posting history.

View attachment 169694

This is a screenshot from a thread dedicated to teaching others how to "bypass" screening from agencies and spas requiring real numbers. I believe that a respectful non-misogynist male should not dedicate time to tricking escorts into booking them, nor teach others who could potentially be dangerous individuals how to trick escorts. If an individual is not comfortable with screening from escorts, they can skip that girl and find any number of alternatives easily.

View attachment 169695

The fact that he is purposely trying to misspell words to "conceal" his personality makes me extremely uncomfortable. He is clearly going out of his way to misspell words and implement emojis in his "writing" to create a false online persona. I think this is creepy beyond words, since the internet is already anonymous as it is. Why does this man feel the need to put an extra layer of deception to conceal himself? This behavior sets out alarm bells in my head about this individual. The creep-o-meter going off the charts.

I honestly think he must be a registered sex offender or something like that, if he is riding a bicycle to incalls he is clearly not an important businessman or a politician. Why is he trying too hard to hide?

View attachment 169696

He admits to revealing to girls he sees, who he is online. It doesn't take a genius to figure out, the kind of guys who would do this are the guys who are trying to leverage their online identity for extra services or coerce girls into something possibly with a threat of an online bad review. Also, equally with a promise of a positive review if they do what he says. I can certainly see naive inexperienced wolves making this mistake, but with the level of meticulous attention to conceal himself and the knowledge to keep himself hidden, I assert that he must be revealing his online persona with a purpose and not by mistake.

Lastly, in his attempt to hide his online persona he is also made his profile hidden from public view. When you try to click on his online profile you will see this:

View attachment 169697

I feel that having an accessible profile for people to vet a reviewer's record adds credibility to that person. If this individual is going through so much trouble to conceal himself online, I suspect he is probably someone who is banned coming in with a new name. Of course, very likely he is a some kind of registered sex offender.

OMG I can't believe the number of wild accusations, assumptions, and conclusions you are jumping to!

- Anyone who doesn’t want to be screened is a misogynist

- People who purposely misspell words are concealing their identity because they’re likely registered sex offenders

- People who ride bikes can’t be important

- @xtc27 reveals his online identity to coerce girls into extra services

- People who want privacy in their accounts are likely banned clients

Shaking my head. This is all really psycho in my opinion.

Coming on here and attacking someone based on all this speculation is "creepy beyond words," in my opinion...

 

[Back in Toronto]

Thanks for the review. My thoughts on some of the girls you reviewed:

Iman: terrible experience for me as well. Smelled weird, and certainly in the BBW category for me. Pictures completely fake and deceptive.

Tila (same girl from Premier Spa’s): I have not tried her, was she using the same name at TDL? Her pictures on the Pure site look great, I will add her to my list.

Gina (same girl from Premier Spa’s): She is too fat for me and borderline what I consider a BBW. Also I did not get an amazing service experience from her and found her to be too fake during moaning.

Azura: I took a lot of heat from white knights for qualifying her as a BBW but the girl is just plain fat. I don't think she can lose weight and look good because she also has thick bone structure. Her ankles were the size of other women's thighs and that is a turn off to me.

Nicole (has been at Minx, Lush & SFT as well). I agree with you 100% traumatic experience for me as well. Desperation led me to the room, and after I was done I started thinking about how stupid I must be for paying such an ugly girl for sex when I have free access to better pussy waiting for me on a whim. I took a shower and exfoliated my skin when I got home after this session.

Alanna: She used lube for you? That adds insult to injury because her pussy is the loosest pussy I have ever encountered. I can't believe I finished. Also her body is weird, like plastic surgery gone wrong. Her belly button looks like it's shifted from where it's supposed to be.

Martina: I don't think I have seen her, but I will keep an eye out for her as she doesn't seem to be the "average" TDL girl. TDL is notorious for having fat, old, unattractive girls. If you say Martina is young and pretty, I will give it a try.

Charlotte (Formerly Melanie): She is probably the best of roster at TDL but I can understand how she could feel mechanical. I have seen her multiple times, and for me she has not let me down. She is the one girl I have always felt that doesn't fit the mold of the C grade, overweight, old, unattractive type that seems TDL's specialty.

I don't use HPL because they are out of my jurisdiction, and SFT I have not used in a long time. I certainly have my eye on Ahri.

WTF? With all the slim and pretty MPAs available, why would anyone go to some obese cow? I don't like to walk out on an MPA, that's why I usually book an appointment with a known one, but the times I have walked out were always when all that was offered was a cow, as I'm no hindu cow worshipper.

 

[Back in Toronto]

OMG I can't believe the number of wild accusations, assumptions, and conclusions you are jumping to!

- Anyone who doesn’t want to be screened is a misogynist

- People who purposely misspell words are concealing their identity because they’re likely registered sex offenders

- People who ride bikes can’t be important

- @xtc27 reveals his online identity to coerce girls into extra services

- People who want privacy in their accounts are likely banned clients

Shaking my head. This is all really psycho in my opinion.

Coming on here and attacking someone based on all this speculation is "creepy beyond words," in my opinion...

A jew calling any human "creepy", is surreal. Next you'll be projecting with: cheap, ugly, inbred, big nosed, genocidal, pedophile...

If you jew weren't so pathetic you'd be funny. Imagine that, a funny jew. #BDS

 

[Back in Toronto]

I don't know Man. I mean maybe you two have some prior rivalry but you might want to consider the possibility you may be reading a bit much into him.

As Sybarite says, Xtc is always willing to toss in some info into a thread and help out. And he's one of the few posters that have said things that I have laughed at as he can be entertaining. Sure beats shit from Watchie or BitchInToronto. I don't believe he has any stake in promoting or information from his posts.

He's just another Horndawg on here for pretty much the right reasons helping guys keep it wet. He has specific tastes but we all do. But suggesting he may be a sex offender?... harsh imo.

And the cryptic writing? Well no one has figured that out

Wherever you see that jew shylockbarite, you see that jew luvsaturdburger, it's almost like they are the same jew with dual accounts.

 

[luvdafurburger]

Wherever you see that jew shylockbarite, you see that jew luvsaturdburger, it's almost like they are the same jew with dual accounts.

Hmm...good point.
I guess that makes you and me the same person too then right?
Maybe all that camel dick and rock throwing has gotten to you my fakestinian sherlock

#toomuchcameldickcanfuckyouup

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Here are some of my Incall reviews from the various agencies operating w/in the GTA. Most sessions are for 45m duration. Prices are generally listed on the agency’s websites. Ideally I’m looking for good times w/ DFK/BBBJ (CIM is a nice bonus). These are generally from when the last Massage Spa lockdown started last year to present day.

Agency: Hot Pink Ladies (HPL)

Melanie: A sneaky hot EE girl in her early 20s. Very nice body w/ big natural tits (otherwise I was fooled). A pretty gnd face. Has a reserved attitude but we got along well together. Provides DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ/CIM. Above average BBBJ. Lots of sucking, tongue flickers on head, good eye contact. She gets really turned on and into it. Not a clock-watcher at all. Def Repeat.

Faye: Cute girl. We got along like instant friends. She is extremely chatty. Speaks super-fast. Born in Quebec, has some Columbian descent. Speaks English and French. Early to mid 20s. Has a nice juicy ass combined w/ a small waist. Her body is nice. Small tits. Nice face. Has a good amount of ink on her in various places. Gives DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ. Playful personality, ie. She will twerk on you. Easy to get along with. Repeat.

Nirvana: Cute face, early 20s. Dyed blond hair w/ the black roots coming through. Nice puffy lips. Slim body. Many various tattoos on her (be prepared). Easy going & friendly personality. Very flirty. Provides DFK/FS/BBBJ/CIM. Will call you “Daddy” unprompted. I had a good time. Repeat.

Angelina: My favorite one from HPL. I was extremely pleased w/ what I saw when she opened the door. Seems late 20s, maybe 30ish. About 5’7. Has a really sexy face, someone (from the Red Board) said it’s a combo of a young Melania Trump and Jennifer Aniston, I could actually see that in her. Classic EE Cosmopolitan look imo. Super sexy body for me. Big fake tits and a slender frame. Built for sin. We instantly clicked and got along very well. Gives intense DFK/BBBJ/FS/RIMS/CIM/ANAL. I’m not a guy looking for anal but she requested it from me which was a huge turn-on in itself (esp since I’ve read, it’s usually an addon menu item). Never had that happen b/f. She has a super-high sex-drive & it was in full gear. If you click w/ her, be prepared to do some intense cardio. A Def Repeat. Sadly, haven’t seen her on schedule anymore. I’ve heard she is part of the HPL Loyalty club members only schedule now.

SIDE NOTE: I haven’t used HPL for months, partly b/c their locations are somewhat hard for me to commute to especially now w/ lots of traffic back on the highways (Markham would be ideal). The other part is the girls I’m most interested in trying are Diamond level and beyond getting a ‘lucky’ booking, trying to book them is a whole other discussion. But again, if they reopened their Markham Incall (from years back) I would likely utilize them frequently.

AGENCY: Top Drawer Ladies (TDL)

Iman: Nice face which is her best feature. Early 20s. Born here, Somali descent. She is a VERY thick girl. Bordering close to BBW now in my eyes. Twitter pics for face are accurate, body is much bigger though. Seems a bit jaded and going through a set routine. She’s friendly and easy to get along with. Provides DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ/CIM. For FS you will need to do all the work. If you like her face and don’t mind bigger girls you should try her out at least once for the DFK/CIM. Just for me, a No Repeat.

Tila (same girl from Premier Spa’s): Looked similar to her pics. Face is best feature. Medium to small tits. Some tats. Nice skin. Filipino descent. Late 20s. Started w/ LFK but turned into DFK. Allows DATY. FS was fine. I felt her BBBJ was above average. Lots of spit, lots of eye contact. She slaps it on the tongue. Works her tongue up & down shaft. Sucks and strokes at same time. For the finish she went for COF/CIM unprompted. Starts asking for it and maintaining good eye-contact. This was the best part of the session. Give her a try if you like her pics. Repeat. (Now back at Pure Spa)

Gina (same girl from Premier Spa’s): mid to late 20s. About 5’7, nose hoop piercing. Nice face (her best feature). She’s bigger than her pictures in the body. A thick girl. Likes to chat. Is service oriented. Very polished in the room. Knows how to take care of you. Not lazy during fs. Gives good DFK. Lots of tongue. Does sloppy BBBJ w/ lots of spit. Will deep throat to a point. Provides CIM. I do recommend trying her if you like the pics (& thicker girls), b/c service & attitude are great.

Azura: Another girl who is bigger than what I was expecting based on pictures. Had somewhat of a tummy and thick thighs when I saw her. This wasn’t flattering to me. When I touched her legs, they weren’t clean shaven either (had stubbles, another turn-off). Her face is her best feature, but it’s just gnd for me. Seems late 20s or early 30s. I think she would come off much prettier if/when she drops some of that extra weight. She’s very friendly and chatty too. After meeting her I didn’t want to do FS. She provided DFK/BBBJ/CIM. She can be a little rough w/ your testicles FYI. She squeezed mine somewhat hard unprompted during BBBJ (was she thinking I would enjoy that?) and I had to let her know that was not enjoyable, and not to do anything like that again. Overall, a let down of a session. No Repeat.

Nicole (has been at Minx, Lush & SFT as well). I saw her as Nicolette when she was at LUSH. She was my Plan ‘E’ that day, after 4 other options struck out. Maybe I should have read the writing on the wall here? Horrible experience. Horrible face imo. Very below average. Has really frizzy, unkempt, shortish hair. Wasn’t attractive at all. Wears thick rimmed glasses (classic old crone style), this degrades her looks even more imo. About 5’’ spinner body (best feature). Both nips pierced w/ dumbbells. Some sporadic small tats/words on her body. Both nostrils pierced on her nose (I found this disgusting personally as I got a closer look). Weird voice too. Hard to make her out. Kept the room dark. No DFK, I actually didn’t want to kiss her anyway. Decent BBBJ. Gets sloppy. I didn’t want to do FS. Has a very disinterested attitude. She seemed like she was just going through the motions, and I just wanted to get out of there anyway. This was one of those rare times that afterward I thought to myself: “What the fuck did you just do?” Major buyer’s remorse. As I predicted to myself, she didn’t last long at LUSH, since their rates were higher than normal, 250 vs like 190/200 for 45m. I thought, there is no way she can command that higher tiered pricing given her subpar looks alone (and her service & attitude do nothing to make up for it either). For me, firmly in the NO REPEAT & AVOID category.

Angel: I would guess West Indian descent. A milf with nice soft skin, big tits and skinny legs. Ass is nice. Little bit of weight (almost seems like baby fat) around mid-section. Shortish hair. Nice face. We got along very well. She’s really enthusiastic in bed. Just loves to fuck & get fucked. She puts in a lot of work especially on top. Lots of DFK/DATY/BBBJ/CIM. I have repeated. Repeat category.

Alanna: seems at BEST maybe 30 to me, more likely mid to late 30s, or probably even more. Nice body, ass isn’t as tight as twitter pics make it seem. Really small and tight waist though, like no fat. Her upper back is toned and so are her arms. Her restrictions are digits, rimming & do not touch her hair after you’ve touched her pussy or your penis. She’s friendly but businesslike at the same time. Provides DFK/BBBJ/FS. Lubes up a lot (turn off). Not lazy during FS and gets into it. For me, she’s just not hot enough as a client and not sensual enough, so not a repeat.

Martina: Body is similar to her pictures, but she wasn’t what I was expecting based on them. Nice cute face. Like a young cheerleader type. Brunette, early 20s. Was wearing a stripper schoolgirl outfit. Friendly, pleasing personality. Provided lots of DFK/BBBJ/FS/CIM. Is open to dirty talk. Follows instruction. Gets really wet. Moans a lot. Lots of eye contact. For the CIM part, there’s lots of suction from her afterward. She’s pretty fresh in the industry and I’d say now is the time to pounce on her while that lasts. Hasn’t worked much recently though. I’d likely not repeat, but recommend to try once.

Charlotte (Formerly Melanie): White lady, mid to late 30s I’d guess. Body is fine, nothing special. Not toned or tight. Born here of Italian/Irish descent she said. Dyed platinum blonde hair. Overall session felt somewhat like an assembly line. She was friendly yet businesslike at the same time. I could easily tell this is a veteran of the industry (and not in a good way, more like you’re just part of a long line that day for her). Services offered were DFK/BBBJ/FS. Gives plentiful DFK and this was probably the best part. Also, a good BBBJ. I just didn’t feel any spark or passion myself being there with her, got boring actually. For me nowhere near hot enough to merit their VIP rate here, so I can’t recommend, esp since I felt some level of buyer’s remorse afterward. A Def, No Repeat, for me.

AGENCY: Sexy Friends Toronto (SFT)

Evelyn: About 5’7, super slim and tight body. Sexy face. Low to mid 20s. Long wavy hair and a nice ass/legs combo. Canadian born, I think she said Dominican descent. Looks like her pictures. Really sweet personality, easy to get along with. Provided DFK/BBBJ/FS, doing 69 w/ her felt incredible with such a tight compact body. They had a full-length mirror on the wall so when I received BBBJ I could see her ass reflection in the mirror, a big turn-on. Another highlight was reverse cowgirl. I had read she does CIM but I never got it, didn’t ask but planned too for next time. Repeat.

Coco: Ebony girl from Quebec. Mid 20s. GND face, with a somewhat compact yet thick lower frame, esp thighs and bum. For me, her pictures looked better than what I saw when I got there. Has French accent. Friendly and bubbly personality. Gives a lot of sloppy DFK, does tongue swirls in your mouth. Same w/ BBBJ. She will deep throat and gag herself on the penis. Does not allow digits. I just wasn’t turned on enough by her though and decided not to do FS. Her personality, while friendly, was just a little out there for me, so that added to it as well. She sometimes killed the mood by talking a little too much in-between things as well. Personally, a No Repeat for me.

Tiffany: Petite, ebony cutie. Pretty face w/ super juicy lips. Slim, tight body w/ a nice ass/legs combo. Listed as 18 yrs old and I’d believe it (def in the 18-21 range at least). Seemed really young. About 5’5. Friendly and we got along. Kisses and gave DFK, but only after I prompted her for it. Provides BBBJ/FS, allows DATY. I asked for CIM but she told me she doesn’t do it for now. She’s a bit passive and inexperienced so you’ll have to lead to have a better time. But she does give off a wanting to please attitude. I’ve been meaning to see her again but she rarely shows up on schedule anymore that works for me. Repeat.

Ahri: I found her to be cute, more GND in the face over anything else. I think the pictures on the website are slightly better than the live version of her. She wears sexy librarian glasses. Her face is more on the gnd/plain side. She seems early 20s. She’s very friendly, affectionate and personable, & she was almost always smiling throughout. A very sunny disposition I would say. Her body is nice and trim. Smallish tits, that have the nipples pierced. She has ink on her shoulders and on her back. Her legs/ass combo is nice. I could tell she lifts for her legs/ass. Nice tone, tightness and feeling. She gets really into the session itself. Nice DFK. If you prompt her for more tongue she will willingly oblige. 69 was great. She gets really wet (no lube needed). BBBJ is okay. Gets a bit sloppy. Works more on the head of the penis. She does give lots of eye contact during BBBJ and sex. Does a lot of moaning during FS. Will also make these ‘I’m in ecstasy’ type faces when engaging in intercourse. I didn’t ask about CIM b/c I know she offers it for an extra charge (last I read it was 50), and I was content w/ the session as is. Overall, I don’t think she meets the full level of hype she received on the Red Board b/c to me she wasn’t a head-turner or anything close, but the session itself was a good time and I was happy with it. I would see her again. Repeat.

Wow. Thank you.

 

[Frank Underwood]

OMG I can't believe the number of wild accusations, assumptions, and conclusions you are jumping to!

- Anyone who doesn’t want to be screened is a misogynist

- People who purposely misspell words are concealing their identity because they’re likely registered sex offenders

- People who ride bikes can’t be important

- @xtc27 reveals his online identity to coerce girls into extra services

- People who want privacy in their accounts are likely banned clients

Shaking my head. This is all really psycho in my opinion.

Coming on here and attacking someone based on all this speculation is "creepy beyond words," in my opinion...

Brother if you are going to summarize my words, you cannot leave out key information. Let me try to make it clear.

1 - Anyone who purposely endeavors in activities meant to "bypass" or trick the girls or agencies into booking them is a misogynist. You can hate screening by girls, and choose to not book them. The moment you decide to "fuck 'em" and create a fake number, a fake linked in, or any other fraudulent activity to book under false pretense you are crossing a line. Is that clear?

2 - People who purposely misspell words are concealing themselves. I did not say they are all sex offenders, I said possibly he (this particular individual) is concealing himself because he could be a sex offender. We still don't know why he conceals himself, but the fact is he is purposely hiding.

3 - People who ride bikes could be important, that is certainly true. I could be a CEO of a multinational company and I ride my bike places. What I said is, this particular guy posted about using an old phone and taping it to his bike to be used as a GPS. That is obviously someone that doesn't have $100 to spend on an actual GPS for their bike and therefore very likely not someone of importance.

4 - Revealing your online identity to girls in this business if you do it from a place of naivety or innocence is not a crime. When you are a savvy master of manipulation and deception, I would pay attention to the motives of that individual.

5 - I don't know what you are talking about privacy. I don't think I mentioned the word privacy in my initial post.

Please don't Coles Notes my posts and reframe my narrative to suit you. Let's respect each other and if we are having a conversation then address me on the points I have clearly outlined.

 

[Sybarite]

A jew calling any human "creepy", is surreal. Next you'll be projecting with: cheap, ugly, inbred, big nosed, genocidal, pedophile...

If you jew weren't so pathetic you'd be funny. Imagine that, a funny jew. #BDS

I constantly call you out on your brain dead anti-Semitism and so that makes me a Jew right? haha... of course!! That's the only possibility! Just like guys who can't spell are obviously trying to hide something, and like the fact that he could be a sex offender... what else could possibly explain it? Who else could object to hatred like yours except a dirty filthy jew, right??

All your paranoid speculation is just as pathetic, but my level of expectation for you is rock bottom.

Are you still totally committed to never seeing any sex workers who have been defiled by a Jew? How are you ever going to see another sex worker again?? What is your method of verifying they've never been hopelessly tainted by a "cheap, ugly, inbred, big nosed, pedophile Jew"?

 

[Sybarite]

1 - Anyone who purposely endeavors in activities meant to "bypass" or trick the girls or agencies into booking them is a misogynist. You can hate screening by girls, and choose to not book them. The moment you decide to "fuck 'em" and create a fake number, a fake linked in, or any other fraudulent activity to book under false pretense you are crossing a line. Is that clear?

It's not clear at all. You are not allowing at all for the possibility of clients who would never harm a sex worker in any way but simply don't want to be screened. Not everyone who doesn't want to be screened is a misogynist. There is zero nuance in your Manichean mindset.

2 - People who purposely misspell words are concealing themselves. I did not say they are all sex offenders, I said possibly he (this particular individual) is concealing himself because he could be a sex offender. We still don't know why he conceals himself, but the fact is he is purposely hiding.

No they're not!!! That is not necessarily true at all! You are completely jumping to conclusions. How is that automatically the case? Everyone already has anonymous handles! They have no need to conceal themselves with their writing style. If anything XTC is NOT concealing himself because he's the only one who posts like that!

3 - People who ride bikes could be important, that is certainly true. I could be a CEO of a multinational company and I ride my bike places. What I said is, this particular guy posted about using an old phone and taping it to his bike to be used as a GPS. That is obviously someone that doesn't have $100 to spend on an actual GPS for their bike and therefore very likely not someone of importance.

So in other words, no one who has money tries to save money. Wow you have led a really sheltered life! No that is not obvious either. It's all speculation and accusation on your part.

4 - Revealing your online identity to girls in this business if you do it from a place of naivety or innocence is not a crime. When you are a savvy master of manipulation and deception, I would pay attention to the motives of that individual.

This is like me asking you when did you stop beating your wife? The desire to remain anonymous is incredibly common amongst men who hobby... again your accusations of malevolent intent are all speculation because you've decided to attack anyone who is not 100% on your bandwagon.

5 - I don't know what you are talking about privacy. I don't think I mentioned the word privacy in my initial post.

My apologies for using the word privacy. You said if xtc is going to so much trouble to "conceal" himself he is likely banned. Again, completely, totally disagree. This is just all wild speculation and character assassination on your part.

I think you would be more persuasive if you're not randomly attacking people like this, but it sure seems to me like the righteousness of your cause justifies any and all means.

 

[Sybarite]

Wherever you see that jew shylockbarite, you see that jew luvsaturdburger, it's almost like they are the same jew with dual accounts.

Again, further confirmation to everyone on this board of your bottomless stupidity.

 

[imthedude]

It's not clear at all. You are not allowing at all for the possibility of clients who would never harm a sex worker in any way but simply don't want to be screened. Not everyone who doesn't want to be screened is a misogynist. There is zero nuance in your Manichean mindset.



No they're not!!! That is not necessarily true at all! You are completely jumping to conclusions. How is that automatically the case? Everyone already has anonymous handles! They have no need to conceal themselves with their writing style. If anything XTC is NOT concealing himself because he's the only one who posts like that!



So in other words, no one who has money tries to save money. Wow you have led a really sheltered life! No that is not obvious either. It's all speculation and accusation on your part.



This is like me asking you when did you stop beating your wife? The desire to remain anonymous is incredibly common amongst men who hobby... again your accusations of malevolent intent are all speculation because you've decided to attack anyone who is not 100% on your bandwagon.



My apologies for using the word privacy. You said if xtc is going to so much trouble to "conceal" himself he is likely banned. Again, completely, totally disagree. This is just all wild speculation and character assassination on your part.

I think you would be more persuasive if you're not randomly attacking people like this, but it sure seems to me like the righteousness of your cause justifies any and all means.

This is a guy who decries misogyny and insults SWs for being 'too ugly' for the job, who regards deposits and screening as the only assurance of provider safety and still frequents spas. I don't put any stock in his moral judgements. If we wanted to apply his logic universally we'd have to account for him choosing to represent himself as an amoral power chaser who kills dogs, stages terror attacks and is played by a sexual predator. Along with the smattering of classist insults, it paints a picture of a delusional hypocrite. Not worth paying attention to his blathering.

 

[Dongo]

This is a guy who decries misogyny and insults SWs for being 'too ugly' for the job, who regards deposits and screening as the only assurance of provider safety and still frequents spas. I don't put any stock in his moral judgements. If we wanted to apply his logic universally we'd have to account for him choosing to represent himself as an amoral power chaser who kills dogs, stages terror attacks and is played by a sexual predator. Along with the smattering of classist insults, it paints a picture of a delusional hypocrite. Not worth paying attention to his blathering.

Don't be so hard on the poor misguided lad.
I'm sure BtT is searching for a tall building with 27 virgins in it to jump off of, . .... alas, all he can find are spas with defiled MPA's, his rationale being. '' as I'm here, might as well partake in this infidel activity"

 

[imthedude]

Don't be so hard on the poor misguided lad.
I'm sure BtT is searching for a tall building with 27 virgins in it to jump off of, . .... alas, all he can find are spas with defiled MPA's, his rationale being. '' as I'm here, might as well partake in this infidel activity"

Talking about Underwood; BiT has other pathologies.

 

[Sprinter]

Here are some of my Incall reviews from the various agencies operating w/in the GTA. Most sessions are for 45m duration. Prices are generally listed on the agency’s websites. Ideally I’m looking for good times w/ DFK/BBBJ (CIM is a nice bonus). These are generally from when the last Massage Spa lockdown started last year to present day.

Agency: Hot Pink Ladies (HPL)

Melanie: A sneaky hot EE girl in her early 20s. Very nice body w/ big natural tits (otherwise I was fooled). A pretty gnd face. Has a reserved attitude but we got along well together. Provides DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ/CIM. Above average BBBJ. Lots of sucking, tongue flickers on head, good eye contact. She gets really turned on and into it. Not a clock-watcher at all. Def Repeat.

Faye: Cute girl. We got along like instant friends. She is extremely chatty. Speaks super-fast. Born in Quebec, has some Columbian descent. Speaks English and French. Early to mid 20s. Has a nice juicy ass combined w/ a small waist. Her body is nice. Small tits. Nice face. Has a good amount of ink on her in various places. Gives DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ. Playful personality, ie. She will twerk on you. Easy to get along with. Repeat.

Nirvana: Cute face, early 20s. Dyed blond hair w/ the black roots coming through. Nice puffy lips. Slim body. Many various tattoos on her (be prepared). Easy going & friendly personality. Very flirty. Provides DFK/FS/BBBJ/CIM. Will call you “Daddy” unprompted. I had a good time. Repeat.

Angelina: My favorite one from HPL. I was extremely pleased w/ what I saw when she opened the door. Seems late 20s, maybe 30ish. About 5’7. Has a really sexy face, someone (from the Red Board) said it’s a combo of a young Melania Trump and Jennifer Aniston, I could actually see that in her. Classic EE Cosmopolitan look imo. Super sexy body for me. Big fake tits and a slender frame. Built for sin. We instantly clicked and got along very well. Gives intense DFK/BBBJ/FS/RIMS/CIM/ANAL. I’m not a guy looking for anal but she requested it from me which was a huge turn-on in itself (esp since I’ve read, it’s usually an addon menu item). Never had that happen b/f. She has a super-high sex-drive & it was in full gear. If you click w/ her, be prepared to do some intense cardio. A Def Repeat. Sadly, haven’t seen her on schedule anymore. I’ve heard she is part of the HPL Loyalty club members only schedule now.

SIDE NOTE: I haven’t used HPL for months, partly b/c their locations are somewhat hard for me to commute to especially now w/ lots of traffic back on the highways (Markham would be ideal). The other part is the girls I’m most interested in trying are Diamond level and beyond getting a ‘lucky’ booking, trying to book them is a whole other discussion. But again, if they reopened their Markham Incall (from years back) I would likely utilize them frequently.

AGENCY: Top Drawer Ladies (TDL)

Iman: Nice face which is her best feature. Early 20s. Born here, Somali descent. She is a VERY thick girl. Bordering close to BBW now in my eyes. Twitter pics for face are accurate, body is much bigger though. Seems a bit jaded and going through a set routine. She’s friendly and easy to get along with. Provides DFK/DATY/FS/BBBJ/CIM. For FS you will need to do all the work. If you like her face and don’t mind bigger girls you should try her out at least once for the DFK/CIM. Just for me, a No Repeat.

Tila (same girl from Premier Spa’s): Looked similar to her pics. Face is best feature. Medium to small tits. Some tats. Nice skin. Filipino descent. Late 20s. Started w/ LFK but turned into DFK. Allows DATY. FS was fine. I felt her BBBJ was above average. Lots of spit, lots of eye contact. She slaps it on the tongue. Works her tongue up & down shaft. Sucks and strokes at same time. For the finish she went for COF/CIM unprompted. Starts asking for it and maintaining good eye-contact. This was the best part of the session. Give her a try if you like her pics. Repeat. (Now back at Pure Spa)

Gina (same girl from Premier Spa’s): mid to late 20s. About 5’7, nose hoop piercing. Nice face (her best feature). She’s bigger than her pictures in the body. A thick girl. Likes to chat. Is service oriented. Very polished in the room. Knows how to take care of you. Not lazy during fs. Gives good DFK. Lots of tongue. Does sloppy BBBJ w/ lots of spit. Will deep throat to a point. Provides CIM. I do recommend trying her if you like the pics (& thicker girls), b/c service & attitude are great.

Azura: Another girl who is bigger than what I was expecting based on pictures. Had somewhat of a tummy and thick thighs when I saw her. This wasn’t flattering to me. When I touched her legs, they weren’t clean shaven either (had stubbles, another turn-off). Her face is her best feature, but it’s just gnd for me. Seems late 20s or early 30s. I think she would come off much prettier if/when she drops some of that extra weight. She’s very friendly and chatty too. After meeting her I didn’t want to do FS. She provided DFK/BBBJ/CIM. She can be a little rough w/ your testicles FYI. She squeezed mine somewhat hard unprompted during BBBJ (was she thinking I would enjoy that?) and I had to let her know that was not enjoyable, and not to do anything like that again. Overall, a let down of a session. No Repeat.

Nicole (has been at Minx, Lush & SFT as well). I saw her as Nicolette when she was at LUSH. She was my Plan ‘E’ that day, after 4 other options struck out. Maybe I should have read the writing on the wall here? Horrible experience. Horrible face imo. Very below average. Has really frizzy, unkempt, shortish hair. Wasn’t attractive at all. Wears thick rimmed glasses (classic old crone style), this degrades her looks even more imo. About 5’’ spinner body (best feature). Both nips pierced w/ dumbbells. Some sporadic small tats/words on her body. Both nostrils pierced on her nose (I found this disgusting personally as I got a closer look). Weird voice too. Hard to make her out. Kept the room dark. No DFK, I actually didn’t want to kiss her anyway. Decent BBBJ. Gets sloppy. I didn’t want to do FS. Has a very disinterested attitude. She seemed like she was just going through the motions, and I just wanted to get out of there anyway. This was one of those rare times that afterward I thought to myself: “What the fuck did you just do?” Major buyer’s remorse. As I predicted to myself, she didn’t last long at LUSH, since their rates were higher than normal, 250 vs like 190/200 for 45m. I thought, there is no way she can command that higher tiered pricing given her subpar looks alone (and her service & attitude do nothing to make up for it either). For me, firmly in the NO REPEAT & AVOID category.

Angel: I would guess West Indian descent. A milf with nice soft skin, big tits and skinny legs. Ass is nice. Little bit of weight (almost seems like baby fat) around mid-section. Shortish hair. Nice face. We got along very well. She’s really enthusiastic in bed. Just loves to fuck & get fucked. She puts in a lot of work especially on top. Lots of DFK/DATY/BBBJ/CIM. I have repeated. Repeat category.

Alanna: seems at BEST maybe 30 to me, more likely mid to late 30s, or probably even more. Nice body, ass isn’t as tight as twitter pics make it seem. Really small and tight waist though, like no fat. Her upper back is toned and so are her arms. Her restrictions are digits, rimming & do not touch her hair after you’ve touched her pussy or your penis. She’s friendly but businesslike at the same time. Provides DFK/BBBJ/FS. Lubes up a lot (turn off). Not lazy during FS and gets into it. For me, she’s just not hot enough as a client and not sensual enough, so not a repeat.

Martina: Body is similar to her pictures, but she wasn’t what I was expecting based on them. Nice cute face. Like a young cheerleader type. Brunette, early 20s. Was wearing a stripper schoolgirl outfit. Friendly, pleasing personality. Provided lots of DFK/BBBJ/FS/CIM. Is open to dirty talk. Follows instruction. Gets really wet. Moans a lot. Lots of eye contact. For the CIM part, there’s lots of suction from her afterward. She’s pretty fresh in the industry and I’d say now is the time to pounce on her while that lasts. Hasn’t worked much recently though. I’d likely not repeat, but recommend to try once.

Charlotte (Formerly Melanie): White lady, mid to late 30s I’d guess. Body is fine, nothing special. Not toned or tight. Born here of Italian/Irish descent she said. Dyed platinum blonde hair. Overall session felt somewhat like an assembly line. She was friendly yet businesslike at the same time. I could easily tell this is a veteran of the industry (and not in a good way, more like you’re just part of a long line that day for her). Services offered were DFK/BBBJ/FS. Gives plentiful DFK and this was probably the best part. Also, a good BBBJ. I just didn’t feel any spark or passion myself being there with her, got boring actually. For me nowhere near hot enough to merit their VIP rate here, so I can’t recommend, esp since I felt some level of buyer’s remorse afterward. A Def, No Repeat, for me.

AGENCY: Sexy Friends Toronto (SFT)

Evelyn: About 5’7, super slim and tight body. Sexy face. Low to mid 20s. Long wavy hair and a nice ass/legs combo. Canadian born, I think she said Dominican descent. Looks like her pictures. Really sweet personality, easy to get along with. Provided DFK/BBBJ/FS, doing 69 w/ her felt incredible with such a tight compact body. They had a full-length mirror on the wall so when I received BBBJ I could see her ass reflection in the mirror, a big turn-on. Another highlight was reverse cowgirl. I had read she does CIM but I never got it, didn’t ask but planned too for next time. Repeat.

Coco: Ebony girl from Quebec. Mid 20s. GND face, with a somewhat compact yet thick lower frame, esp thighs and bum. For me, her pictures looked better than what I saw when I got there. Has French accent. Friendly and bubbly personality. Gives a lot of sloppy DFK, does tongue swirls in your mouth. Same w/ BBBJ. She will deep throat and gag herself on the penis. Does not allow digits. I just wasn’t turned on enough by her though and decided not to do FS. Her personality, while friendly, was just a little out there for me, so that added to it as well. She sometimes killed the mood by talking a little too much in-between things as well. Personally, a No Repeat for me.

Tiffany: Petite, ebony cutie. Pretty face w/ super juicy lips. Slim, tight body w/ a nice ass/legs combo. Listed as 18 yrs old and I’d believe it (def in the 18-21 range at least). Seemed really young. About 5’5. Friendly and we got along. Kisses and gave DFK, but only after I prompted her for it. Provides BBBJ/FS, allows DATY. I asked for CIM but she told me she doesn’t do it for now. She’s a bit passive and inexperienced so you’ll have to lead to have a better time. But she does give off a wanting to please attitude. I’ve been meaning to see her again but she rarely shows up on schedule anymore that works for me. Repeat.

Ahri: I found her to be cute, more GND in the face over anything else. I think the pictures on the website are slightly better than the live version of her. She wears sexy librarian glasses. Her face is more on the gnd/plain side. She seems early 20s. She’s very friendly, affectionate and personable, & she was almost always smiling throughout. A very sunny disposition I would say. Her body is nice and trim. Smallish tits, that have the nipples pierced. She has ink on her shoulders and on her back. Her legs/ass combo is nice. I could tell she lifts for her legs/ass. Nice tone, tightness and feeling. She gets really into the session itself. Nice DFK. If you prompt her for more tongue she will willingly oblige. 69 was great. She gets really wet (no lube needed). BBBJ is okay. Gets a bit sloppy. Works more on the head of the penis. She does give lots of eye contact during BBBJ and sex. Does a lot of moaning during FS. Will also make these ‘I’m in ecstasy’ type faces when engaging in intercourse. I didn’t ask about CIM b/c I know she offers it for an extra charge (last I read it was 50), and I was content w/ the session as is. Overall, I don’t think she meets the full level of hype she received on the Red Board b/c to me she wasn’t a head-turner or anything close, but the session itself was a good time and I was happy with it. I would see her again. Repeat.

Thanks for the amazing reviews and insights, after reading your review I tried reaching out to HPL but did not get any response from them, any suggestions for first timers who are trying to reach out to these agencies? Any help will be much appreciated. Thanks!

 

[PTown]

Thanks for the amazing reviews and insights, after reading your review I tried reaching out to HPL but did not get any response from them, any suggestions for first timers who are trying to reach out to these agencies? Any help will be much appreciated. Thanks!

Thanks.

Make sure when texting agencies you are NOT using a texting app or that your callerid is hidden. Depending on your personal privacy concerns that may mean having to purchase and use a burner phone for Hobbying.

Also, be cordial when texting. Be polite, direct and get to the point. Don’t text rubbish or an essay. Don’t be combative or entitled w/ the bookers either.

Beyond that, I’d try again.

If it still doesn’t work, you can try sending HPL a Private Message on the Red Board as they are a paid advertiser there and have an account.

Good Luck.

 

[Back in Toronto]

Don't be so hard on the poor misguided lad.
I'm sure BtT is searching for a tall building with 27 virgins in it to jump off of, . .... alas, all he can find are spas with defiled MPA's, his rationale being. '' as I'm here, might as well partake in this infidel activity"

Im not surprised that so many of you whoremongers here are satanic/zionist APARTHEID israeli jew vermin. Sadly I can't blame you because I've seen too many of your jew "women" and thus understand why you either are queers, need to pay human whores or if you can afford it, be like your wealthy talmudic jew brothers epstein, dershowitz, weinstein, weiner, polanski, allen, maxwell, wexner... and rape children. #BDS