It is my honour to announce.....

[Kamal]

This Conference on Masmassageplanet.netation,
Has grown to be a huge sensation.
Just glans through their itinerary;
Events to make your palms turn hairy!

They start out with a Meet and Greet;
What better way to greet your meat?
A grand display of raw manpower;
And this is just the cocktail hour!

Built Blonde Guy and his cousin Lars,
Spurt wisdom at the semen-ars.
Such knowledge will engorge your mind;
If you don't stop it, you'll go blind!

And for dessert, Earl, Paul and Sheik,
Supply the icing on your cake.
They'll host a game of "Truth or Dare",
Then several rounds of "Solitaire"

We've come now to our final scene,
So choose your Masmassageplanet.netation Queen!
Of course sweet Tarah's got your vote,
And so we'll climax on that note...

 

[chuck]

In the words of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons - "Best website ever"

 

[Pompal 09.]

Re Masturbation Conference: I did this a home study , course, distance education.. so I don't need to attend.

 

[abc]

This site is even better than the Massage Report. Great job Uncle Ernie.

By the way, how are the winners going to be determined? I think it would be sweetness if there was a poll held for each award and let us BSMBB members decide.

Ya think?