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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, donโt ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didnโt realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, itโs not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver โ Iโve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, donโt ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didnโt realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, itโs not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver โ Iโve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
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A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*
What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend' ?
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Son :
*Wife* is like a *TV*
and
*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*
At home you *watch* TV ,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE .
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV , but most of the time , you *play* with your MOBILE .
TV is (as good as) *free* for life , but for the MOBILE , if you don't *pay* , the services will be *terminated* .
TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old* ,
But the MOBILE is *cute , slim , curvy , replaceable* and *portable* .
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE , it is often *high* and *demanding* .
TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't* .
Most importantly , MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen) , but with the TV , you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !
Last but not least !!!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses* , but MOBILES often *do*
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .
*Take Care*
*Stick to TV only*
Donโt smile yourself... Forward to your friends..
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*
What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend' ?
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Son :
*Wife* is like a *TV*
and
*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*
At home you *watch* TV ,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE .
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV , but most of the time , you *play* with your MOBILE .
TV is (as good as) *free* for life , but for the MOBILE , if you don't *pay* , the services will be *terminated* .
TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old* ,
But the MOBILE is *cute , slim , curvy , replaceable* and *portable* .
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE , it is often *high* and *demanding* .
TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't* .
Most importantly , MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen) , but with the TV , you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !
Last but not least !!!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses* , but MOBILES often *do*
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .
*Take Care*
*Stick to TV only*
Donโt smile yourself... Forward to your friends..
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๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: ๐๐บ๐ & ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐๐๐, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ณ๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐
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Friday at๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ : Bobo, Mia & Sasa. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Mia is a Caribbean service queen temptress with incredible curves & very friendly attitude. She is able to bbbj like a queen, and is open to dfk and cfs. Sasa is slim
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Friday at โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : ANA, ELLA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5โ1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5โ1โ with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude.
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