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[xtc27]

Somebody asked me if nurses learned 2 give masturbation in school … Im curious, this nurse Sophie just joined Bellagio, Im thinking damn, mebbe she already nose something! …Ive heard some stories… I looked it up & I found this online guide

 

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In honour of Lynne at eSpa, who inspired me to give up bowling:

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Can you still get a strike?

 

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Somebody asked me if nurses learned 2 give masturbation in school … Im curious, this nurse Sophie just joined Bellagio, Im thinking damn, mebbe she already nose something! …Ive heard some stories… I looked it up & I found this online guide


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As long as I don't get nurse Rachette from "One Flew Over the Kukoo's Nest". Who sadly passed away recently.

 

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As long as I don't get nurse Rachette from "One Flew Over the Kukoo's Next". Who sadly passed away recently.

Ok, off topic a bit… 2bad about Nurse Rachette… her being dead should likely mean yer not gonna c her! Anyway, the new girl Sophie = very young & pretty, nuthin like NR…

… I feel like being a nurse means not being squeamish re bodily functions… so xxxcellent training!

 

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Ok, off topic a bit… 2bad about Nurse Rachette… her being dead should likely mean yer not gonna c her! Anyway, the new girl Sophie = very young & pretty, nuthin like NR…

… I feel like being a nurse means not being squeamish re bodily functions… so xxxcellent training!

The script sounds more like something a girl would read for her phone sex client.

 

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The best jokes ever during the last 20 years or so were at the expense of the Detroit Lions. I guess now, we'll just need to wait a bit.

 

[FingerSquawk]

Can you still get a strike?

If Lynn sets her ‘pins’ up right, I can go right up the alley!

Bowling is a lot like sex. You play with one or more people, but it gets more simple with the less people you have. They both have three holes and it's typically better the cleaner those holes are​

 

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Good to know. Thanks!

 

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[FingerSquawk]

Can you still get a strike?

I always think of bowling as a fairly cheap sport, but once you add up shoe rental, alley fees, jacked up $$$ for a few pops & nachos, a spa visit every other week is affordable.

Officially though, I am still a bowling league member. Unofficially I‘m rolling up Lynn’s alley.

Apparently, you can use bowling even as an excuse late late at night! This guy goes to a spa when he was supposedly just going to the corner store. He’s with a hot girl like Lynn, and you know, shes so much fun he ended up staying over an hour! He realises hes in sh!t big now, so he asks the girl for some talcum powder & puts it on his hands.

When he gets home, the wife asks him where he’s been.

“I’ve been out having hot sex with a beautiful girl!” He exclaims, carefully hiding his hands in his pockets.

His wife replies, “Let me see your hands now!”

Sheepishly, he takes them out, & she sees the talcum powder.


“I knew it! Liar! You were out bowling with your friends again.”

 

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… just got this message on my phone which got auto transcribed:

“Where are you from to come to Really shit cashing The Chinese consulate finally remind you you have a notice that has not been collected . Please contact us regarding your coaches and your phone to come to shoot . Really she can answer…”

… should I b worried?

 

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