Chat Jokes please

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

A man goes into a Massage Parlor for his first Thai Massage​

He's a little nervous because he's never gotten one before.

Before they start the woman asks him if he has any questions.

He says, "What should I expect?"

She replies, "Well you'll wear loose, comfortable clothing and lie on a mat. Traditional Thai massage uses no oils or lotions. There is constant body contact between the giver and receiver, but rather than rubbing on muscles, the body is compressed, pulled, stretched and rocked."

This sounds pleasant enough so they begin.

It's very enjoyable and quite sensual.

About Halfway Through she says, "Ok you can turn over on your back"

He slowly does and turns red in the face

The woman says "Don't worry it's 100% natural to get an erection during this type of massage"

He pauses and then replies, "Yeah but why do you have one?"

 

[snoopdoggie]

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I saw that joke before, but I agree with it. First things first.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Yeah, skinny legs without feet. At least the money she saves from not having to buy shoes, she can spend at the bar.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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That's what you call rolling in the dough.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Of course, Mr. Houdini.
Just like balancing the budget.
That statement alone should have guaranteed another Harper victory.
It just shows some voters are as Dumb as him.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Only deaf people can answer that one.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Drunk Trump says let's make America great again. So, when did America go down the tubes in the first place? When Monica Lewinsky gave Clinton a Bbbj under his desk? Just a thought.

 

[snoopdoggie]

A man goes into a Massage Parlor for his first Thai Massage​

He's a little nervous because he's never gotten one before.

Before they start the woman asks him if he has any questions.

He says, "What should I expect?"

She replies, "Well you'll wear loose, comfortable clothing and lie on a mat. Traditional Thai massage uses no oils or lotions. There is constant body contact between the giver and receiver, but rather than rubbing on muscles, the body is compressed, pulled, stretched and rocked."

This sounds pleasant enough so they begin.

It's very enjoyable and quite sensual.

About Halfway Through she says, "Ok you can turn over on your back"

He slowly does and turns red in the face

The woman says "Don't worry it's 100% natural to get an erection during this type of massage"

He pauses and then replies, "Yeah but why do you have one?"

This joke is really funny now. But wait 20 years. It will be normal. What is normal?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

This joke is really funny now. But wait 20 years. It will be normal. What is normal?

I think it was more of a joke about Thai ladyboys.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

If it is called a nude reverse, should she not be tipping me?

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[SamPerkins]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Didn't Dr.Emmitt Brown invent a drink?

 

[snoopdoggie]

If it is called a nude reverse, should she not be tipping me?

Good point.

 

[SamPerkins]

Lol

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Lol

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Unfortunately, not true.