Few naughty but true facts:
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!
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Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing onewhen he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Canโt Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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BALLS THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.
________________________________SHOCK
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
๏ธSPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, New First Day Sexy Chinese Coco, Sexy Chinese Linda, Young Sexy Chinese Abie
6 girls working at Reinella wellness, young petite girl Amanda 20 years old, Sasha, Candy, Ocean, Yuki, Grace, @6262 Hwy7 until #1 Vaughan ๏ผ905-851-4888
๐ตat 1536 Warden Avenue Tuesday, Judy, โฃ๐ตmedium body, shapely girl, outgoing and friendly, very smooth skin, nice boobs, does great relaxation with full menu options. ๐ต Fifi, a strong, full body girl, 647 346-8086
Tuesday at โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : ANA, CHERRY & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5โ1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. CHERRY is a young, slim, friendly and absolutely gorgeous Vietnamese beauty, 49 Kgs
โคat 4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5โคโฃTuesday,โฃ Sophia, 25 yrs, Oriental, 5'7", slim build, soft to medium treatment and very nice finish, full menu, very pretty โค Kelly today for an amazing treatment... 5'5", long light brown hair, at least C, decent English and upbeat, cheerful personality 647 352-1588
at 4386 Sheppard Avenue east, โฃTuesday, โฃ Mia, petite Taiwanese, sexy build with beautiful face. friendly, very relaxing treatment and wonderful finish. โฃโฃ โLily, medium height and sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, very good treatment and excellent finish. Jessica, medium height, sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, relaxing finish. Lulu,โฃ tall, slim, curvy, pretty girl with long hair. Soft treatment and very nice finish. 416 297-7488
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: RitaA brand new girl from Northeast China of Russian descent has just arrived, a young sexy beauty with smooth white skin, natural 32C breasts with big juicy nipples and fantastic tight little bum bum waiting to be kissed and spa
Hello, dear customers, today Lotus Spa is located at 10737 Yonge St unit13 and provides female masseuses for customers. Taiwan, China and South Korea have Anna.CiciJissica to provide customers with first-class service attitude and a large number of beautiesPlease contact phone9052375885 or SMS 4163565876
a very clean spa at 4578 Yonge Street, unit 100โฃ Tuesday, Sisi, very slim build, medium height, can do firm treatment and over the top service. Cheerful personality and always thrilled to see you Coco, medium height. good looking, dark hair to shoulder, firm treatment followed by good service menu 416 222-5554
Phoenix blossom Spa table shower Body scrub 5124 Dundas W Etobicoke416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna joined. She can provide very good massage and sexy touch. She knows how to take instruction and please a man New girl Lisa can provide deep Thai massage. Earlobe kissShe looks like an ordinary girl but has a round and beautiful ass. The hot body slide is her unique asset to attract menCome see her today. Feel free to walk in or make an appointment at any time.
Shangri-la Spa, the place for luxury Asian massages in GTA. Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville. 9 gorgeous girls from China, Hong Kong, Japan & Korea โCoco, Cindy, Cici, Yui, Lulu, Amber, Kelly, Anita, Evaโ ready to spoil you silly. โโ Thanksgiving special on now! Dial 647-578-8169โ. Feel like 10 million bucks! Just swing by 160 East Beaver, Unit 12, Richmond Hill. Let the good times roll!
TUESDAY at ๐ฆ๐จ๐ก๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: JULIA & LUISA. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 27, Richmond Hill, on ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฑ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ด๐ฒ JULIA is a slim but curvy Spanish attendant with natural B Cups & a pretty face. She can take a load off your mind. LUISA is a young,pretty, and slim Spanish senorita with slight curves and a hot hot hot attittude. SUNRISE SPA welcomes you
WEDNESDAY at ๐ก๐๐ช ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: HAPPY & VIVIAN. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ด๐ญ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด HAPPY is a slim & busty Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. VIVIAN is a pretty & very sexy Chinese doll, standing 5โ7โ tall, with a slim figure. Vivian is very friendly and versatile. NEW ORIENTAL SPA
TUESDAY at ๐ ๐๐๐: Best Massage Rachel, & Wendy ๐ ๐๐๐, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ณ๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฑ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒRACHEL is a slim and attractive attendant, about 5โ4โ tall with nice responsive 34Cโs and a captivating smooth rounded bottom. She is popular for her excellent massage skills and a little extra.
Tuesday at ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Cindy, Tracy & Vivian.Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5โ1โ and 100 lbs. She is very popular
Tuesday at ๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต: CICI, CINDY & JENNY. CICI is a young, slim & beautiful Chinese gem, petite 5โ2โ & 100 Lbs with firm but soft C Cups & the absolute best of services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best!
a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201โฃTuesday, โฃ Holly, medium height and sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, does a very relaxing treatment and wonderful finish Amy, very small and slim, 647 348-2899
Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Linda She is Vietnamese Very Spicy Sexy Girl Beautiful Face With Exotic Eyebrow Shape Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples 647- 446-0886
All season wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Tina ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Cindy ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Helen,Student big boobs buttocks Vicky, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ๏ธ๏ธ
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Natalie She is from Philippines CBC Petite school girl 5โ 1โ, 100 lbs black HairโจGreat BBJ, Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl She is 5โ2โtall . 100Lbs, with D Cup Melons Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service 416-988-2950
Shangri-la Spa, the place for luxury Asian massages in GTA. Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville. 9 gorgeous girls from China, Hong Kong, Japan & Korea โCoco, Cindy, Cici, Yui, Lulu, Amber, Kelly, Anita, Evaโ ready to spoil you silly. โโ Thanksgiving special on now! Dial 647-578-8169โ. Feel like 10 million bucks! Just swing by 160 East Beaver, Unit 12, Richmond Hill. Let the good times roll!
Blue Nile Wellness Center, we have 4 beautiful young girls are working today, young fun Ivy 30โs with big buttocks open mind and Young cute Mia 25โs, pretty GFE Lina with 34DD and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in aways welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, 19 years old Japanese student girl Hannah, Joliee, Ocean, Jenny, Doris, Crystal @6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan ๏ผ905-851-4888
JENNYโS SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNYโS SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Rose - A sexy new addition to our lin
๏ธSPARKLING SPA๏ธ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Todayโs Schedule isโฆ [Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality
Hello, dear customers, today Lotus Spa is located at 10737 Yonge St unit13 and provides female masseuses for customers. SasaLilyMary provides customers with first-class service attitude and a large number of beautiesPlease contact phone9052375885 or SMS 4163565876
New Vinetmese girl wendy provides SF2 daty bbbj dfk rim cim cfs and massage , Chinese girl Luna and jenie sexy body good looking., 10225 Yonge Street, Richmond hill
All season wellness center :Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Lulu,New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Baby ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry , address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ๏ธ๏ธ
Full season wellness center: New Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts Ivy, Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Vita ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Bobo, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899 ๏ธ๏ธ
MONDAY at ๐ฆ๐จ๐ก๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: JULIA. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 27, Richmond Hill, on ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฑ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ด๐ฒ JULIA is a slim but curvy Spanish attendant with natural B Cups & a pretty face. She can take a load off your mind. SUNRISE SPA welcomes you to experience total relaxation in our comfortable, clean, cozy environment. Our lovely selection of beauties can totally satisfy your expectations.
MONDAY at ๐ก๐๐ช ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐๐ก๐ง๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐: HAPPY, NAYLA & PHOENIX 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ด๐ญ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด HAPPY is a slim & busty Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. NAYLA is a tall, young, beautiful & curvy Spanish girl. Come and say hola. PHOENIX is a gentle sweet Filipina lady, 5โ4โ and 105Lbs, with 34C-24-34 assets
๐ ๐ข๐ก๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐: EMMA and Best Massage RACHEL.๐ ๐๐๐, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ณ๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฑ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒEMMA is 1.64Cm. and weighs 52Kg. Emma is sweet and elegant, has very good communication & massage, and her services will make your visit enjoyable. RACHEL is slim and attractive
Monday at ๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ต*New Girl CANDY, YUMI & CINDYCANDY is a slim and attractive Asian Attendant with nice boobs, slim waist & a booty loverโs ass. Candy has a full range of services. YUMI is a sexy skinny Chinese babe, short with big boobs, nice smile & very good services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAYโs ROSTER INCLUDES: Sukiis beautiful short petite tiny sexy student from Cambodia. Exotic features and model looks, Suki has a nice bum, slim waist, flat stomach and very good massage skills and has a great playful personality. Suki has a beautifu
Monday at โ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐โ : CHERRY, ELLA & LUNA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON โ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฑ-๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ด๐ด โCHERRY is a young, slim, friendly and absolutely gorgeous Vietnamese beauty, 49 Kgs with Bounteous D Cups. Real pics, unreal services! BBBJ, shower together, full menu. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5โ1โ with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude.
Candy She is a Vietnamese With nice Sexy Slender Body, Curves and Sweet Melons Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service 647-446-0886
Natalie She is from Philippines CBC Petite school girlโจGFE, BBbj, DFK in her menu. Provides Excellent Service & Smoking Hot Body LinโจVery Young, PetiteโจVietnamese StudentโจWith Spicy Slim Bodyโจ Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl โ 416-988-2950
Phoenix Blossom Spa 2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 nice girl Luna Hot and sexy body, super body slide,Lisa deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces
Monday at ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฅ๐๐ก ๐ข๐๐ 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฒ-๐ด๐ฌ๐ฌ-๐ณ๐ด๐ด๐ณ: Lisa, Cindy & Ruby. *NEW Lisa is a young, slim & very beautiful Vietnamese beauty with a model like body, 5โ4โ with sweet D Cups, nice massage, incredible services. RUBY is Singaporean, very slim, petite & sexy, speaks English well, & has great services. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5โ4โ"
Blue Nile Wellness Center, we have 4 beautiful young girls are working today, young fun Ivy 30โs with 36DD open mind and Young cute Yuki slime 30โs open mind, pretty Selina with big buttocks 30โs and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in aways welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
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