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I guess the moose spas are closed as well.
How much horsepower does this motor have?
Does Phil McKrackin have something to say about this?
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The best soccer player ever was Pele . I think now must be around 80 years old.
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Pele was the best before Maradona came. Did you watch Maradona play?
Yeah Vodka has sugar too. Lol.
It happens a lot. Too many lost visitors and delivery people. We should put toll booths on our driveways. And I live on a quiet street, for crying out loud. Lol.
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Yes ,but in my opinion and many others Maradona was not so good like him. Pele was on the Guinnes Word Record with the most goals scored in the history of soccer. And the FIFA gave him the title "Football Player of the Century"
- SugarLoveSpa:
Monday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
: CHERRY, ELLA & LUNA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ CHERRY is a young, slim, friendly and absolutely gorgeous Vietnamese beauty, 49 Kgs with Bounteous D Cups. Real pics, unreal services! BBBJ, shower together, full menu. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. Today at 1 - hiyamickey:
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：905-851-4888 - Jenny’s Spa:
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5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST 
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GRAND OPENING
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TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Rose
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Hello, dear customers, today Lotus Spa is located at 10737 Yonge St unit13 and provides female masseuses for customers.
Sasa
LilyMary provides customers with first-class service attitude and a large number of beauties
Please contact phone9052375885 or SMS 4163565876
- gold__rose__spa:
🏵at 1536 Warden Avenue 
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Monday, Ada, ❣a beautiful Korean girl, super fit, slim, but good bust, beautiful, great service+ 🏵 Fifi, a strong, full body girl, here for deep tissue treatment.. 
647 346-8086 - Red_Pearl_Spa:
❤at 4385 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 5❣
❤ Monday, ❤❣ Tammy, full body treatment by an amazing attendant. Cheerful and upbeat, will be sure you have a great visit. 647 352-1588 - Dreaminn:
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- Moneylee:
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- AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
CHERRY & *new SPINNER NANA (Nana starts at 3pm) today at AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 ☎ 437-688-2407 ☎
- Moneylee:
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- SunriseRH:
MONDAY at 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔: JULIA. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 27, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟮𝟱-𝟴𝟬𝟴𝟲 JULIA is a slim but curvy Spanish attendant with natural B Cups & a pretty face. She can take a load off your mind. SUNRISE SPA welcomes you to experience total relaxation in our comfortable, clean, cozy environment. Our lovely selection of beauties can totally satisfy your expectations.
- NewOriental:
MONDAY at 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗔: HAPPY, NAYLA & PHOENIX 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟴𝟭-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 HAPPY is a slim & busty Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. NAYLA is a tall, young, beautiful & curvy Spanish girl. Come and say hola. PHOENIX is a gentle sweet Filipina lady, 5’4” and 105Lbs, with 34C-24-34 assets
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click On Username and FOLLOW US Today 
AlettaFranMelSophia ☎905 - 265 - 2158 - ASPA:
𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: EMMA and Best Massage RACHEL.
𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 EMMA is 1.64Cm. and weighs 52Kg. Emma is sweet and elegant, has very good communication & massage, and her services will make your visit enjoyable. RACHEL is slim and attractive - Withme_Spa:
at 4386 Sheppard Avenue east, ❣Monday, Cici, tall and slim, nice personality, pretty, very good pressure point treatment and over the top finish technique.. ❣ Vivian, beautiful, dark hair to shoulder, tall and slim but busty, very relaxing treatment with exceptional finish. Jessica, medium height and sexy build with shapely legs and ass. friendly, wonderful finish. Natalia, Spanish lady, curvy, beautiful, awesome treatment and memorable finish. 
416 297-7488 - Soul Relax Spa:
Click On Username and FOLLOW US Today BrandyIvyKim ☎289 - 298 - 5662
- HolidaySpa:
Monday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵*New Girl CANDY, YUMI & CINDY CANDY is a slim and attractive Asian Attendant with nice boobs, slim waist & a booty lover’s ass. Candy has a full range of services. YUMI is a sexy skinny Chinese babe, short with big boobs, nice smile & very good services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady - Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Suki
is beautiful short petite tiny sexy student from Cambodia. Exotic features and model looks, Suki has a nice bum, slim waist, flat stomach and very good massage skills and has a great playful personality. Suki has a beautifu - SugarLoveSpa:
Monday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: CHERRY, ELLA & LUNA. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ CHERRY is a young, slim, friendly and absolutely gorgeous Vietnamese beauty, 49 Kgs with Bounteous D Cups. Real pics, unreal services! BBBJ, shower together, full menu. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude.
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Candy
She is a Vietnamese With nice Sexy Slender Body, Curves and Sweet Melons 
Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Cici Cute Skinny Sexy Vietnamese Girl With Voluptuous Huge C Melons Provides Amazing Service 647-446-0886 - See You Health Center:
Natalie She is from Philippines CBC Petite school girl
GFE, BBbj, DFK in her menu. Provides Excellent Service & Smoking Hot Body Lin
Very Young, Petite
Vietnamese Student
With Spicy Slim Body
Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl ☎ 416-988-2950
- Lulu1980:
Phoenix Blossom Spa2 girls 5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke416-817-3366 nice girl Luna Hot and sexy body, super body slide,Lisa deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surpriseYou are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the back door with plenty of parking spaces
- Hollywood_Spa:
a very clean spa at 4578 Yonge Street, unit 100❣Monday, Tracy, tall with slim build, brown hair past shoulder, very pretty, amazing legs, friendly personality. excellent treatment and service.. Mimi, medium height. good looking, dark hair to shoulder, firm treatment followed by good service menu
416 222-5554 - ForeverWarden:
Monday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐
2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Lisa, Cindy & Ruby. *NEW Lisa is a young, slim & very beautiful Vietnamese beauty with a model like body, 5’4” with sweet D Cups, nice massage, incredible services. RUBY is Singaporean, very slim, petite & sexy, speaks English well, & has great services. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”" - bnwellness_wilson:
Blue Nile Wellness Center, we have 4 beautiful young girls are working today, young fun Ivy 30’s with 36DD open mind and Young cute Yuki slime 30’s open mind, pretty Selina with big buttocks 30’s and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in aways welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- lemon_tree:
❣a discreet entrance at 4155 Sheppard Avenue east, unit 201
Monday, Carmen, ❣(Candy) beautiful, dark hair to shoulder, tall and slim but busty, and does very relaxing treatment with over the top finish. *Also goes by Lily. 
647 348-2899 - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, New First Day Sexy Chinese Coco, Sexy Chinese Linda, Young Sexy Chinese Abie - eyano99:
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- YM203:
MoonMoon spa/416 887 8801/8131Yonge st #203 2 Asian girl later tonight
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Nana is a sexy young slim Malaysian g
- Lily Spa:
SASHA, RIYA, PRETTI and KK are here today for your massage needs Lily Spa 2190 McNicoll Scarborough M1V 5M2 (647) 531-8288
- Sparkling Spa:
️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… Zoe - Stunning Tall Taiwanese Service Queen with Endless Passion and Sensuality w
- AliceSpa:
SUNDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴: 3 Hot Girls today at Alice Spa: *New Today . ELLA: is a small white young girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, blond hair, ok services, bbby cfs. Please call before booking her due to high demand. KIKI: A young, short & petite Taiwanese cutie, firm body, 5’2”, natural C Cups. Kiki has strong massage skills & excellent services, amazing bbbj
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Shasa,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Helen , Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie , Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry,
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️ - Moneylee:
Full season wellness center: young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Anika , Student pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Michelle,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella, Taiwan girl DD Boobs Thai deep massage lily,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 .4379857899️️
- SugarLoveSpa:
: Sunday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ANA & CHERRY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. CHERRY is a young, slim, friendly and absolutely gorgeous Vietnamese beauty, 49 Kgs
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, New First Day Sexy Chinese Coco, Sexy Chinese Linda, Young Sexy Chinese Abie
- Soul Relax Spa:
Click On Username and FOLLOW US Today RebeccaNina ☎289 - 298 - 5662
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click On Username and FOLLOW US Today SophiaBrandyKarlaCamila ☎905 - 265 - 2158
- SunriseRH:
SUNDAY at 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔: JULIA . 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 27, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟮𝟱-𝟴𝟬𝟴𝟲 JULIA is a slim but curvy Spanish attendant with natural B Cups & a pretty face. She can take a load off your mind. SUNRISE SPA welcomes you to experience total relaxation in our comfortable, clean, cozy environment. Our lovely selection of beauties can totally satisfy your expectations
- NewOriental:
SUNDAY at
𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗔HAPPY & PHOENIX. 10 East Wilmot St, Unit 26, Richmond Hill, on 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟯𝟴𝟭-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 HAPPY is a slim & busty Korean lady with great massage skills & lots of extra fun. PHOENIX is a gentle sweet Filipina lady, 5’4” and 105Lbs, with 34C-24-34 assets and very open minded. NEW ORIENTAL SPA - See You Health Center:
Lin
Very Young, Petite
Vietnamese Student
With Spicy Slim Body
5’ 1”, 100 lbs Blonde Hair
Great BBJ, CIM
Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl She is 5’ 2” tall, 98 Lbs With D Cup Melons Great Fashion Style and Provides Excellent Customer She is very excited to serve customers ☎ 416-988-2950
- Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Natalie She is from Philippines CBC Petite school girl Sasa Very Sexy Vietnamese friendly and milfy . body is amazing and smooth. an incredible ass. Nancy Vietnamese BBBJ/CIM Queen Natural D+ Cups 647-446-0886
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, New First Day Sexy Chinese Coco, Sexy Chinese Linda, Young Sexy Chinese Abie
- lotushubspa:
Hello, dear customers, today Lotus Spa is located at 10737 Yonge St unit13 and provides female masseuses for customers. Anna, Lily, and Cici provide customers with first-class service and a large number of beauties. Please contact us by phone9052375885 or SMS 4163565876
- ASPA:
𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗧 𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗔: EMMA and Best Massage RACHEL.[/color]𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 EMMA is 1.64Cm. and weighs 52Kg. Emma is sweet and elegant, has very good communication & massage, and her services will make your visit enjoyable. RACHEL is a slim and attractive
- ForeverWarden:
Sunday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, Jennifer & Mia. Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Jennifer is a tall, slim & pretty Asian babe with natural melons and eraser nipples. She is very open minded.
- Annie Spa:
ANNIE SPA 7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6 (647) 891-9688 (416) 291-8879 (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENTNEW GIRLS GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Mia beautiful young Singapore girl. Mia has a very sexy body, and beautiful busty boobs and golden blonde hair. She can give a very good teasing and relaxing massage with a sensual great playful HAPPY service. So very sexy beau
- HolidaySpa:
Sunday at𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵Amy & Suki. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills SUKI is a sexy lady, short with big boobs, medium massage & nice services. HOLIDAY SPA
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