Kijiji Ad : Iranian with unique massage

[Deleted member 94218]

Just helping a brother out... but looks like they all wanna censor the truth when it's inconvenient for them LOL

Truth is not in your vocabulary clown

 

[Deleted member 94218]

They can always travel to other countries to get it done cheaper - and I saw her photos of being on vacation in Thailand and other places.

Fucking clown, seriously?.. I've been to those places, guess by your account I'm a trans as well, get a grip you fucktard

 

[Deleted member 94218]

Dude, I seem to be rather intelligent in figuring out from this thread that others have not seen the certificate (which was as clear as a traffic sign) - otherwise they would have snooped around and posted the details here. "She" even removed her photo from WhatsApp and took down her ads (even before I started posting here). Is it because of this long-running thread? I don't know. The homophobes are the ones who are refusing to accept the possibility of her gender reassignment.

Intelligence passed you by ages ago clown

 

[Deleted member 94218]

Get this fucking guy off this board. No intent to help others, just here to cause shit

I've blocked the clown, no time for this nonsense

 

[KChan]

I've blocked the clown, no time for this nonsense

Didn't know you could do that....is it the ignore button?

 

[Deleted member 94218]

Didn't know you could do that....is it the ignore button?

Yes, I've used it a few times.

 

[zombie]

I'm gonna assume she was able to fend off the average jerkoff dude's unwanted advances and he was humiliated that a girl was much stronger then him.

 

[KrusherK]

That guys claiming she’s a man is 100% full of crap. I’m not gonna go into detail but I know this lady and she is not a dude.

Thats exactly what i said. Its really.slander and not cool.

 

[KrusherK]

Yes, I am fully aware that “Nazi” is a nickname in Iran - what I meant was that the dudes here were not aware of her actual name or nickname (to believe they actually did any further research about anything else). It turns out that “Zizi” is her other alias. Funny enough, the Kijiji ad is now unavailable - what’s your favourite masseuse hiding? Got any ideas?

She has a female name i dont get your point at all.

 

[Mbc]

Honestly, folks... I mean no offence to "Nazi" or any of her fanboys here - but please don't come here to complain about "injuries" or "unusual stretching" if you can't consider the possibilities. You may have never experienced this level of weirdness before in all your days of hobbying, so take this as a learning lesson.

dude, If u wanna promote that kind of surgery, you are in wrong thread, we are interested in a massage and fun with genuine MPA women.

 

[AverageJoe2022]

She has a female name i dont get your point at all.

Caitlyn Jenner has a female name and thus not trans? Is that the logic here? Wow. Use your brain more often and the penis will follow.

 

[bob_loblaw]

Use your brain more often and the penis will follow

This make no sense

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Didn't know you could do that....is it the ignore button?

OMG this is perfect because (a) idiots cannot see the comments directed at them and (b) other public viewers can! ROFL! This is a major plus for the intelligent people of the world...

 

[AverageJoe2022]

This make no sense

The dopamine receptors are a cool topic - I would highly recommend for those interested in science. They say most cases of erectile dysfunction are caused by psychological issues. So, if someone is returning from a massage with a broken back and complaining about it on Massage Planet, this is a reminder that they should rethink meeting certain strangers. Otherwise, sexual satisfaction is difficult to achieve.

 

[YoungandBothered]

Not sure what to his thread has turned into but I actually went to see her earlier today.

Place is very discreet, and I didn't have too much of a hassle booking. When I came in she seemed to be busy replying to messages and asked me the same questions a couple times as I was getting undressed. So definitely a bit out of it like some people have mentioned.not gonna get into it too much, but it was a bit weird but not weird enough for me to get phased out by it.

In terms of looks, she is in her early 40s most likely, short dark hair, a slim body with a cute petite booty in yoga pants. She was wearing a top that showed off her C's or D's. Face looked a bit tired, but not the worst. Nice big eyes.

As for the massage, she's definitely got a different approach. It's definitely out of the ordinary but not bad, she uses her body to bend yours and does some teasing throughout the massage portion of the session. I was able to feel her up throughout the massage too, basically massaging her tits and ass, waist and shoulders as well as her kitty while she was massaging me. Getting to understand what she wanted all the time was a bit tough but nothing a few "what?"'s couldn't fix. I found it a mix of sensual and confusing as she does put you in some weird positions.

Near the end of the massage she had my legs on her hips with her tits pressed onto my cock (she lifted her shirt and bra at this point, tits looked and felt pretty good), moving back and forth and gave my member gentle strokes while she teased her mouth on it. She gave it a few kisses and licks but wouldn't suck on it. She told me to let her know if I wanted to change positions so I told her I'd love to.

I ended up getting her to lay down on the massage table and I got on my knees on top of her stomach. She proceeded to give me a nice oiled up hand job for another 5 or 10 minutes until I came over her face and tits. She definitely had some enthusiasm and a smile on her face which made the experience a bit hotter as it felt like she was enjoying it too, a few lip bites and some shy giggles. Kept calling me a good boy and kept complimenting my size a bunch.

Tried to have a bit of conversation after the fact and it was a bit difficult, but she seems friendly aside the fact that she seems a bit off.

Overall experience was around a 7/10, the massage was a 5/10, but the happy ending I'd say was a solid 7.5/10. Total damage for 90 minutes was $150.

I think I'll repeat, she seems like she's open-minded and I think I might end up trying to get FS. Decent looking for an older woman in my opinion.

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Not sure what to his thread has turned into but I actually went to see her earlier today.

Place is very discreet, and I didn't have too much of a hassle booking. When I came in she seemed to be busy replying to messages and asked me the same questions a couple times as I was getting undressed. So definitely a bit out of it like some people have mentioned.not gonna get into it too much, but it was a bit weird but not weird enough for me to get phased out by it.

In terms of looks, she is in her early 40s most likely, short dark hair, a slim body with a cute petite booty in yoga pants. She was wearing a top that showed off her C's or D's. Face looked a bit tired, but not the worst. Nice big eyes.

As for the massage, she's definitely got a different approach. It's definitely out of the ordinary but not bad, she uses her body to bend yours and does some teasing throughout the massage portion of the session. I was able to feel her up throughout the massage too, basically massaging her tits and ass, waist and shoulders as well as her kitty while she was massaging me. Getting to understand what she wanted all the time was a bit tough but nothing a few "what?"'s couldn't fix. I found it a mix of sensual and confusing as she does put you in some weird positions.

Near the end of the massage she had my legs on her hips with her tits pressed onto my cock (she lifted her shirt and bra at this point, tits looked and felt pretty good), moving back and forth and gave my member gentle strokes while she teased her mouth on it. She gave it a few kisses and licks but wouldn't suck on it. She told me to let her know if I wanted to change positions so I told her I'd love to.

I ended up getting her to lay down on the massage table and I got on my knees on top of her stomach. She proceeded to give me a nice oiled up hand job for another 5 or 10 minutes until I came over her face and tits. She definitely had some enthusiasm and a smile on her face which made the experience a bit hotter as it felt like she was enjoying it too, a few lip bites and some shy giggles. Kept calling me a good boy and kept complimenting my size a bunch.

Tried to have a bit of conversation after the fact and it was a bit difficult, but she seems friendly aside the fact that she seems a bit off.

Overall experience was around a 7/10, the massage was a 5/10, but the happy ending I'd say was a solid 7.5/10. Total damage for 90 minutes was $150.

I think I'll repeat, she seems like she's open-minded and I think I might end up trying to get FS. Decent looking for an older woman in my opinion.

Great post!
She may take off her top, but she USUALLY has her pants on (without a doubt - even according to the other commenters). You gave the massage a 5/10? From the description, I think you may have meant a 6 at least. Anyway, like I said, everyone is entitled to their opinion. If you wish to visit her again, then that's entirely your choice.

Just out of curiosity: did she ask you to get in a doggystyle position i.e. asking you to bend over, thrust her hips against your back and caress your genitals from behind (like milking a cow)?

 

[YoungandBothered]

Great post!
She may take off her top, but she USUALLY has her pants on (without a doubt - even according to the other commenters). You gave the massage a 5/10? From the description, I think you may have meant a 6 at least. Anyway, like I said, everyone is entitled to their opinion. If you wish to visit her again, then that's entirely your choice.

Just out of curiosity: did she ask you to get in a doggystyle position i.e. asking you to bend over, thrust her hips against your back and caress your genitals from behind (like milking a cow)?

Yeup, lots of milking. Her hand work was actually really good, soft and gentle and squeezed on the way to the head.

 

[YoungandBothered]

Great post!
She may take off her top, but she USUALLY has her pants on (without a doubt - even according to the other commenters). You gave the massage a 5/10? From the description, I think you may have meant a 6 at least. Anyway, like I said, everyone is entitled to their opinion. If you wish to visit her again, then that's entirely your choice.

Just out of curiosity: did she ask you to get in a doggystyle position i.e. asking you to bend over, thrust her hips against your back and caress your genitals from behind (like milking a cow)?

She got behind me, in front of me, on top of me, and under me

 

[sy barite]

Like I said… different strokes for different folks. I personally dislike anyone asking me to get in a “doggy” position and then thrust their hips against my rear - it makes me feel uncomfortable. Maybe some dudes love that kind of friction - to each their own. She seems to enjoy the massage more than the recipient does - maybe she should pay you guys your fair share. The boobs and lips are clearly artificial - I don’t even want to explore the other parts. That’s the trend nowadays - people like Jenna Talackova and Angela Ponce are competing in beauty pageants - and they only reveal their identities once they become famous. The surgeons are so good these days that you guys are unable to tell who’s what. Kim Petras transitioned when she was really young…

So you've been with her? Wow, your "primal instincts" didn't seem to be serving you so well at that moment. You get some kind of kick fantasizing and talking about having a "guy" fondle your balls. Just be honest with yourself rather than disparage this lady huh?

 

[Mbc]

So you've been with her? Wow, your "primal instincts" didn't seem to be serving you so well at that moment. You get some kind of kick fantasizing and talking about having a "guy" fondle your balls. Just be honest with yourself rather than disparage this lady huh?

AverageJoe mixed up the concept of M/F if he sees a genuine woman with strong muscles.