Least Favourite @ SRM?

[Erica Ewen]

She had to take out the buttocks implants because they were cutting off the circulation to her legs. A lot of plastic surgeons aren't even offering buttocks implants anymore because they're simply too risky over the long haul.

Sannon and I have had our differences in the past, but I'm being sincere when I wish her a safe and speedy recovery.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Can you kiss the boobies?

 

[Jesslovesbritni]

Isn't it wonderful when a small plastic surgery mishap can bring people together?

 

[Ryan I]

Guys, we remain anonymous, yet some of reviews are written where the reviewee is clearly named.
Ok its an alias, but her photograph may be posted on the MP's web site. As I don't want anyone writing a review of me (despite usually getting complementary remarks) I have refrained from writing reviews. My reviews have been intentionally vague.

It kind of makes respect the professionalism of MPA's that there can be sometimes unflattering (and according to some I have spoken to - untruthful) commentary and not respond to it as I imagine they are respecting the privacy of their critics.

If the following is a review, then I guess I will be breaking my rule of writing such, nonetheless I feel compelled.

I read the reviews of Renee at SRM and think to myself, it must be another Renee at another SRM. After my one and only session with her, I have walked out of sessions with other MPA's at other MP's, at times somewhat disappointed as she has set the standard for me when it comes to a body slide. Since seeing Renee, I have walked out of a few sessions (but not all) saying to myself - I should have seen Renee.

Only minutes into the 45 minute session and she was immediately sliding away on my back and front. There was energy and sensuality that I have rarely seen elsewhere. Like a batting coach training hitters, I wish she could train her technique to others, as I would like to see her ability duplicated.

Renee ranks as the number #1 on my list of whom I would see again.

Being a bit of wanderer, and tight on cash, I go from spa to spa. There are a few spa's and few MPA's I want to see before seeing Renee again. I found SRM to be pricey even before they raised the rates. Nonetheless - when finances permit - I'll be back.

 

[Stanchez]

I just wanna make a comment on people who are "concerned" about negative reviews on MPA's as it may "hurt their feelings". The way I look at it is we are spending a pretty penny to have an entertaining experience with these females and I would like any information on who is great and who is not before I spend my hard earned money. Nearly all of my sessions have been great largely in part to research I've done on this forum. In the two experiences I had that were negative... I felt really awful and wished I could go back in time and not have spent the money. In both of those cases... regardless of their poor performance they still got a wad of cash from me. So who is actually worst off?

To clarify things I don't think when people give reviews... they are evaluating the girl herself... simply her performance in terms of the providing a relaxing session. I do not think people should be restricted on giving honest accounts of how they feel about their MP Sessions.

 

[style_trek]

I agree with Crackerjack that we are spending a small fortune for half an hour of their time, so I'd like to be as informed as possible before deciding who I see. I 'don't think anyone here has put down any particular MPA.

 

[? ?? ?r??? s??rs]

I'd definitely say it was a blessing in disguise.

In now way am I saying I'm glad Shannon had to go through this scary ordeal, but if she didn't, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have made amends, nor would she have let me add her to my MSN Messenger list..........score.

 

[JaiDiva]

Yay for botched buttocks implants surgeries!!

 

[Hedwig Loves Pigwidgeon]

There is a tasteful way of spending your small fortune. Do you go into a formal restaurant and start listing your least favourite menu items? I don't think the chef would like that very much.

Any MPA listed in this thread as the least favourite might take it as a bad remark.

If you have a bad experience please post it. I want to know as well.

I just don't think the entertainment value of this thread is worth the hurt feeling that this thread may cause.

 

[Gillian]

Yay for internet friendships as a result of botched buttocks implant surgery.

 

[h b h h]

It was long times ago,
I had no chemistry with Liz...0 chemistry

 

[ROBIN K]

Shardae for worst. Just didn't impress me.

Renee for best. I can't at all agree with the mention of Renee for worst. She may not be the best eye candy, but she was nice to the touch and her technique made me quiver.

 

[Mat G]

wow... im sure that comment made her feel like a million bucks

 

[swimmergirl247]

no chemistry, and bad overal technique

 

[shepherdschapel.com]

agree on brooke and had a similar experience with Chantal - no chemistry

 

[anony]

As opposed to your kind words about Ms. Sophie?

 

[Richard C]

Glad I'm not the only one. Brooke was by far my least favorite MA @ SRM. As a matter of fact, can't think of anyone else their that I didn't click with. No big thing. Next to IT & HFH, SRM is almost in a class all by itself.


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