Question Lisa Wellness Oakville

[Gogoso1]

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Has anyone tried this place? Any intel would be greatly appreciated!

 

[Social-Misfit]

Kijiji - Buy, Sell & Save with Canada's #1 Local Classifieds

Visit Kijiji Classifieds to buy, sell, or trade almost anything! New and used items, cars, real estate, jobs, services, vacation rentals and more virtually anywhere.

www.kijiji.ca

Has anyone tried this place? Any intel would be greatly appreciated!

Doubt it's anything but legit buddy, that strip is right middle bronte

 

[Ernest]

At $59 per hour they are pricing it like the asian R&T. Might be worth a try and at least get a good massage.

 

[Social-Misfit]

At $59 per hour they are pricing it like the asian R&T. Might be worth a try and at least get a good massage.

I'll see if i can get in this week, yer right might be half decent massage. Only place in Bronte that had a terrible HJ was on other side across from cleaners.

 

[BasedD]

I dont usually ask for names unless appointment was above avg, so dont bother with the weirdo crazy details question. I am 1/3 here for HJ only, not super inspired, with the 1/3 youd be least likely to pick if given the choice.

Good massage every time.

For the type who enjoy a challenge... eh... dont get your hopes up. There are better places to pursue that.

 

[DiscreetRocker]

Wait, are you saying 1/3 of the time you get HJ only when going to Lisa Wellness? The wording of your response is a little hazy.

EDIT: I'm asking because Lisa Wellness looks 100% legit because they offer RMT, Acupuncture, and Osteopathy. I'd assume that means absolutely no "extra" services at all.

I dont usually ask for names unless appointment was above avg, so dont bother with the weirdo crazy details question. I am 1/3 here for HJ only, not super inspired, with the 1/3 youd be least likely to pick if given the choice.

Good massage every time.

For the type who enjoy a challenge... eh... dont get your hopes up. There are better places to pursue that.

 

[BasedD]

1 out of 3 total visits.

 

[burldude12]

Don't bother with this BaseD troll. He never see anyone.

 

[DiscreetRocker]

Thanks. That makes sense. Seems like this is a 100% legit place. I'll probably go anyway to enjoy a legit massage. Will report back if I do.

Don't bother with this BaseD troll. He never see anyone.

 

[BasedD]

Yes I am lying in a neutral way, for no reason... tell me, what would this being false, achieve?

I am genuinely curious... burl has it in for me becayse my insults struck a chord with him, so I know why he is shit posting.

But you- new fellow, with 10 posts... enlighten me what I would gain/what someone else would lose, because I posted this?

 

[DiscreetRocker]

This is the internet. We're all strangers on here with no evidence that anything anyone writes is true. Anything could be written out of boredom, or a desire to cause trouble, or to feel a false sense of power over misinforming others, among many other reasons. I won't guess why you wrote what you did. I won't guess whether it's true or false. Frankly, I don't care. Because you're a stranger on the internet.

All I can do is use logic and common sense, take into account the history of each person's posting history to see if they're trustworthy, and then make my own judgements.

Lisa Wellness advertises services that pretty much only fully legit places would offer. Is this a guarantee no "extra" services are available? No. But it's a good sign. Additionally, I went and had my own experience. Will provide an update separately.

Yes I am lying in a neutral way, for no reason... tell me, what would this being false, achieve?

I am genuinely curious... burl has it in for me becayse my insults struck a chord with him, so I know why he is shit posting.

But you- new fellow, with 10 posts... enlighten me what I would gain/what someone else would lose, because I posted this?

 

[DiscreetRocker]

I stopped by. I had a fully legit experience and will likely repeat.

Walk-in. Said I don't have insurance. Don't want a receipt. I hear you have a non-RMT massage. The receptionist confirms the rate with me and shows me to my room.

I get on the table. A different woman comes in and provides an exceptionally good massage. Could've sworn it was RMT quality but I indeed paid the non-RMT rate. Really got into some old injuries and it felt great.

Never pulled the sheet below my waist. Leg and foot massage happened with the sheet covering my skin. But she used oil on my back, arms, etc.

No flip. "Full body" massage was strictly on my back, neck, arms, hips, legs, feet, and hands. But all while face down. No mention of extras. No mention of tip.

$70 for 45 minutes plus tax is $79.10
Would be $50 for the early bird special
No payment in the room. Payment was given to the receptionist as I left.
I think the name of the masseuse was "Glenda" or something similar.

Would of course be interested in more but I got the vibe they were completely legit. Will likely repeat during the early bird special to save some cash.

Kijiji - Buy, Sell & Save with Canada's #1 Local Classifieds

Visit Kijiji Classifieds to buy, sell, or trade almost anything! New and used items, cars, real estate, jobs, services, vacation rentals and more virtually anywhere.

www.kijiji.ca

Has anyone tried this place? Any intel would be greatly appreciated!

 

[Ernest]

I stopped by. I had a fully legit experience and will likely repeat.

Walk-in. Said I don't have insurance. Don't want a receipt. I hear you have a non-RMT massage. The receptionist confirms the rate with me and shows me to my room.

I get on the table. A different woman comes in and provides an exceptionally good massage. Could've sworn it was RMT quality but I indeed paid the non-RMT rate. Really got into some old injuries and it felt great.

Never pulled the sheet below my waist. Leg and foot massage happened with the sheet covering my skin. But she used oil on my back, arms, etc.

No flip. "Full body" massage was strictly on my back, neck, arms, hips, legs, feet, and hands. But all while face down. No mention of extras. No mention of tip.

$70 for 45 minutes plus tax is $79.10
Would be $50 for the early bird special
No payment in the room. Payment was given to the receptionist as I left.
I think the name of the masseuse was "Glenda" or something similar.

Would of course be interested in more but I got the vibe they were completely legit. Will likely repeat during the early bird special to save some cash.

Thanks for thr review. Nice to have an option for good value massage. Are the MPA's good looking? Young or MILF?

 

[DiscreetRocker]

Glad to share my experience. I only saw the one MPA and she was masked. They didn't ask me to wear a mask though and since I was face-down for the appointment I didn't see her masked face until we finished. Even then, with the mask I couldn't really guess. Thin and short woman with straight black hair tied back.

Thanks for thr review. Nice to have an option for good value massage. Are the MPA's good looking? Young or MILF?

 

[BasedD]

This is the internet. We're all strangers on here with no evidence that anything anyone writes is true. Anything could be written out of boredom, or a desire to cause trouble, or to feel a false sense of power over misinforming others, among many other reasons. I won't guess why you wrote what you did. I won't guess whether it's true or false. Frankly, I don't care. Because you're a stranger on the internet.

All I can do is use logic and common sense, take into account the history of each person's posting history to see if they're trustworthy, and then make my own judgements.

Lisa Wellness advertises services that pretty much only fully legit places would offer. Is this a guarantee no "extra" services are available? No. But it's a good sign. Additionally, I went and had my own experience. Will provide an update separately.

When confronted you shy up and back down, cope with an "i dont care"... and then write 3 paragraphs saying you dont care.

And you still didnt answer lol...

So soft.

Dont walk in to a joint and lead with "i dont need receipts i dont want rmt!!" And maybe you wont freak everyone out and they will let you turn over, even during a legit massage, not for HJ finish.

 

[DiscreetRocker]

I'm glad this website has an "Ignore" function. Looks like I won't be bothered by that BasedD character anymore.

 

[burldude12]

I'm glad this website has an "Ignore" function. Looks like I won't be bothered by that BasedD character anymore.

He is an idiot troll. He ads zero value

 

[BasedD]

Another strike out.