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Spent last weekend in Bangkok for a final fling before I head off down to Oz for six weeks.(Holiday time!)
Ended up with this mad psycho BG .. wish I'd stayed home with the Korat floozies!
Psycho-***** was on seforum.xxxe with her top off and the barest of g-strings. She was dark, exotic and had huge brown nipples that were perpetually erect and seemed to be pointed directly at me. I was in love. Everything was perfect. Her face had the wide eyed beauty of a model. Her body was in exquisite harmony with the music and her pert, round ass seemed to jiggle in time with each twitch of my Viagra crazed **** as I gazed at this perfect piece of raw Thai beauty.
Eye contact was made and the smile she gave me both melted my heart and gave me a hard-on that tested the integrity of the cheap Thai trousers I had worn that night. I smiled back broadly and she returned my gesture of friendship by rolling her tongue in her mouth in the international symbol of a blow-job. I immediately beckoned her off seforum.xxxe for a drink with the intention of delving into a prompt interview.
The "interview" is of paramount importance in determining whether or not a barfine is paid and a date ensues.An example "Interview" usually goes something like this. (I usually don't tell them I live here if I'm in Bangkok).
She: Hello what your name?
Me: My name "Gumleaf". What your name?
She: My name Noy. Where you from?
Me: Australia
She: Ooooh! I love Australia. How long you stay Bangkok?
Me: Three weeks (Bullshitting a little here!).
She: You come to Bangkok before?
Me: No, this is my first trip.
She: You have lady?
Me: No have lady. I look for good lady.
She: (giggles) and rubs my ****.
Me: How long you work bar?
She: Two months
Me: You like smoke (while making an imaginary blowjob motion with my hand to mouth)
She: (Her eyes widen and she licks her lips) Me like smoke Falang long time!
An Excellent Interview completed.
When Psycho-***** descended from the seforum.xxxe our interview went like this:
She: You pay bar for me (while grabbing my rock hard ****
through my pants with her graceful little hand)?
Me: Me pay bar. Let’s go.
Please note this interview was conducted by my little head rather than the big one.
I summoned the waitress over to my table and settled my tab, while Psycho-***** scurried off to gather her belongings and change into street clothes. My heart was pounding in anticipation as I awaited her return. We left the bar and then the warning signs began.
She first wanted a flower from a street vendor. Bad sign. Falang girls want flowers. Thai girls want money. I had been so anxious to start my butterflying that I hadn’t eaten. I suggested food and she declined. Very bad sign. Thai girls are always hungry unless they’re on yaba.
We rushed to the hotel and she didn’t have her ID card. The desk clerk signed her in anyway and she rushed me to our room. Once inside she said she was scared to be without her ID card and needed 160 baht for taxi to go to her room to get it immediately. She was twitching and nervous and there was now no doubt that my failure to properly interview my date had come back to bite me in the ass. I gave her the money with the thought that I’d never see her again despite her promises to return immediately.
She even left her watch and purse as guarantee that she’s be “right back”. (The watch didn’t work and the purse was empty except for lipstick).
Just as I’d decided to go back to the bar and demand that the mamasan give me my barfine back, there was a knock on my door. Pyscho-***** had indeed returned and seemed more composed and relaxed. She said she now had her ID card. My guess was that the local yaba dealer had my 160 baht.
She then almost knocked me down getting into the shower. It appeared that speed was to be of the essence in this encounter. I then showered, approached the bed and she literally pulled me to her and began stroking my ****. Her eyes were dancing in her head and before I knew it my little head had again taken control of the situation. God she was beautiful! She put a condom on my throbbing member and ****ed me until I was numb with the pleasure that comes from naughty, wicked, animal, crazed passion.
After that .. my big head took over and I suggested we change our date from long time to short time and planted 700 baht in her hand. She smiled, cheerfully agreed, dressed and hit the door without a shower or a good bye.
I didn't think I'd sleep too well with a drug crazed yaba freak lying next to me.
no:
Ended up with this mad psycho BG .. wish I'd stayed home with the Korat floozies!
Psycho-***** was on seforum.xxxe with her top off and the barest of g-strings. She was dark, exotic and had huge brown nipples that were perpetually erect and seemed to be pointed directly at me. I was in love. Everything was perfect. Her face had the wide eyed beauty of a model. Her body was in exquisite harmony with the music and her pert, round ass seemed to jiggle in time with each twitch of my Viagra crazed **** as I gazed at this perfect piece of raw Thai beauty.
Eye contact was made and the smile she gave me both melted my heart and gave me a hard-on that tested the integrity of the cheap Thai trousers I had worn that night. I smiled back broadly and she returned my gesture of friendship by rolling her tongue in her mouth in the international symbol of a blow-job. I immediately beckoned her off seforum.xxxe for a drink with the intention of delving into a prompt interview.
The "interview" is of paramount importance in determining whether or not a barfine is paid and a date ensues.An example "Interview" usually goes something like this. (I usually don't tell them I live here if I'm in Bangkok).
She: Hello what your name?
Me: My name "Gumleaf". What your name?
She: My name Noy. Where you from?
Me: Australia
She: Ooooh! I love Australia. How long you stay Bangkok?
Me: Three weeks (Bullshitting a little here!).
She: You come to Bangkok before?
Me: No, this is my first trip.
She: You have lady?
Me: No have lady. I look for good lady.
She: (giggles) and rubs my ****.
Me: How long you work bar?
She: Two months
Me: You like smoke (while making an imaginary blowjob motion with my hand to mouth)
She: (Her eyes widen and she licks her lips) Me like smoke Falang long time!
An Excellent Interview completed.
When Psycho-***** descended from the seforum.xxxe our interview went like this:
She: You pay bar for me (while grabbing my rock hard ****
through my pants with her graceful little hand)?
Me: Me pay bar. Let’s go.
Please note this interview was conducted by my little head rather than the big one.
I summoned the waitress over to my table and settled my tab, while Psycho-***** scurried off to gather her belongings and change into street clothes. My heart was pounding in anticipation as I awaited her return. We left the bar and then the warning signs began.
She first wanted a flower from a street vendor. Bad sign. Falang girls want flowers. Thai girls want money. I had been so anxious to start my butterflying that I hadn’t eaten. I suggested food and she declined. Very bad sign. Thai girls are always hungry unless they’re on yaba.
We rushed to the hotel and she didn’t have her ID card. The desk clerk signed her in anyway and she rushed me to our room. Once inside she said she was scared to be without her ID card and needed 160 baht for taxi to go to her room to get it immediately. She was twitching and nervous and there was now no doubt that my failure to properly interview my date had come back to bite me in the ass. I gave her the money with the thought that I’d never see her again despite her promises to return immediately.
She even left her watch and purse as guarantee that she’s be “right back”. (The watch didn’t work and the purse was empty except for lipstick).
Just as I’d decided to go back to the bar and demand that the mamasan give me my barfine back, there was a knock on my door. Pyscho-***** had indeed returned and seemed more composed and relaxed. She said she now had her ID card. My guess was that the local yaba dealer had my 160 baht.
She then almost knocked me down getting into the shower. It appeared that speed was to be of the essence in this encounter. I then showered, approached the bed and she literally pulled me to her and began stroking my ****. Her eyes were dancing in her head and before I knew it my little head had again taken control of the situation. God she was beautiful! She put a condom on my throbbing member and ****ed me until I was numb with the pleasure that comes from naughty, wicked, animal, crazed passion.
After that .. my big head took over and I suggested we change our date from long time to short time and planted 700 baht in her hand. She smiled, cheerfully agreed, dressed and hit the door without a shower or a good bye.
I didn't think I'd sleep too well with a drug crazed yaba freak lying next to me.
no:
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