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omg, I'm so damn sick of it. 
Last night it was hard to sleep, because my hair spent the night soaking in a lovely conditioner/oil combo. I didn't want to do it but I had to, because well-conditioned hair takes color better and I had an appointment this morning. So while I was washing it all out today I was thinking about all the time/effort/$$ I put into Maintenance, and I was thinking that in my next life I would very much like to have a penis, so I can skip all this stuff and be considered "distinguished" instead of "frumpy".
Sometimes men complain about how long women take in the shower, and if you are one of those men, you should stop complaining. It would take you a long time too if you had to exfoliate every inch of yourself, moisturize, and tweeze every stray hair you can find. And long hair takes a long time to maintain, even if she keeps it simple.
Speaking of hair, those of you whose women indulge your preference for bald beaver should be shopping for baubles and kissing the ground she walks on, every single day. Shaving is time consuming and has to be done frequently to maintain the grounds. Waxing, well, it's quite a process...it starts with a popsicle-stick type applicator, which is used to spread wax (approximately the same temperature as, say, lava) over a small section of skin. Then a cloth gets pressed onto it, held for a few seconds, and then quickly and rather unceremoniously riiiiiiiiiiiipped away, taking the hair with it by the root. It doesn't hurt as much as getting a tattoo, but it does have quite a sting, no matter how much preemptive advil a girl takes.
It's taking me a very long time to type this, because I'm pedicuring right now. It started with foot paste, feet tied up in plastic bags for ten minutes while this concoction of I-don't-know-what does something to the skin that feels kind of like I just stuck them in a bonfire. Then it was 20 minutes soaking in diluted apple cider vinegar, then another 20 soaking in foot soap, now another 20 in more foot soap. Next they will be coated in a light layer of vaseline and stuffed into thick cotton socks for an hour, and then heavily lotioned. Finally, then, I'll be ready to start painting toenails....four coats, with 1/2 hour drytime in between each.
The silly part about doing all this is that even though I'm a little obsessive about keeping feet soft and pretty, I don't like anyone to touch them. I've had exactly one footrub in my whole life, and that was from a masseur with such great hands he really could have rubbed whatever he wanted.
It's all very tiresome, sometimes. So please, gentlemen, the next time you notice your woman looks good/feels soft/smells nice/got a haircut/has pretty feet/got her nails done, tell her. It's nice to have someone notice.
Last night it was hard to sleep, because my hair spent the night soaking in a lovely conditioner/oil combo. I didn't want to do it but I had to, because well-conditioned hair takes color better and I had an appointment this morning. So while I was washing it all out today I was thinking about all the time/effort/$$ I put into Maintenance, and I was thinking that in my next life I would very much like to have a penis, so I can skip all this stuff and be considered "distinguished" instead of "frumpy".
Sometimes men complain about how long women take in the shower, and if you are one of those men, you should stop complaining. It would take you a long time too if you had to exfoliate every inch of yourself, moisturize, and tweeze every stray hair you can find. And long hair takes a long time to maintain, even if she keeps it simple.
Speaking of hair, those of you whose women indulge your preference for bald beaver should be shopping for baubles and kissing the ground she walks on, every single day. Shaving is time consuming and has to be done frequently to maintain the grounds. Waxing, well, it's quite a process...it starts with a popsicle-stick type applicator, which is used to spread wax (approximately the same temperature as, say, lava) over a small section of skin. Then a cloth gets pressed onto it, held for a few seconds, and then quickly and rather unceremoniously riiiiiiiiiiiipped away, taking the hair with it by the root. It doesn't hurt as much as getting a tattoo, but it does have quite a sting, no matter how much preemptive advil a girl takes.
It's taking me a very long time to type this, because I'm pedicuring right now. It started with foot paste, feet tied up in plastic bags for ten minutes while this concoction of I-don't-know-what does something to the skin that feels kind of like I just stuck them in a bonfire. Then it was 20 minutes soaking in diluted apple cider vinegar, then another 20 soaking in foot soap, now another 20 in more foot soap. Next they will be coated in a light layer of vaseline and stuffed into thick cotton socks for an hour, and then heavily lotioned. Finally, then, I'll be ready to start painting toenails....four coats, with 1/2 hour drytime in between each.
The silly part about doing all this is that even though I'm a little obsessive about keeping feet soft and pretty, I don't like anyone to touch them. I've had exactly one footrub in my whole life, and that was from a masseur with such great hands he really could have rubbed whatever he wanted.
It's all very tiresome, sometimes. So please, gentlemen, the next time you notice your woman looks good/feels soft/smells nice/got a haircut/has pretty feet/got her nails done, tell her. It's nice to have someone notice.
and she is VERY well rewarded, as are her GF's I might add, and I do very much appreciate that extra effort that is put forth.
arty:
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647-325-8086 
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2
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a very clean spa at 4578 Yonge Street, unit 100 
Tuesday, 
medium height. good looking, dark hair to shoulder, firm treatment followed by good service menu 
Sisi, 
very slim build, medium height, can do firm treatment and over the top service. Cheerful personality and always thrilled to see you . 
416 222-5554
𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗜𝗡𝗡 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗦𝗣𝗔
647 348-2899
𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪
Mia, 
416 297-7488
🏵 at 1536 Warden Avenue 
647 346-8086
ANNIE SPA
7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE
SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6
Feminine with a sexy figure. Judi can provide very good RMT massage and very good service. She'll let you come and go
Kiki 
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-8565
We have 5 hot brown girls today 
𝙂𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙀𝙉 𝙁𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙋𝘼
today 
DAISY 
