Review reviews

[Brittney at Pure]

I seen you a platinum. Don't worry not everyone likes a girl with curves or some weight. I think you looked fine. I cant see half the girls at premier there rail thin with rock hard bolt ons. Tits on a stick. Not for me. Everyone has their preferences.

yes i know everyone has different types, what i dont agree with Karlcox is the unnecessary body shaming and his poor use of words to describe people.

 

[DarkwingDuck]

she's never asked or talked about a tip prior to the act with me

Same, she was nothing but professional. She did the normal "Do you want extras?" but I declined because I was new to it and nervous.

 

[Greenberg]

you actually remember your customers, that is impressive.

Nah, she BS’ing you...MILFs just do not age gracefully...how sad!

 

[Greenberg]

Oh really ?? That's interesting...I haven't had a session with you in over a year, if my memory serves me correctly.

You are entitled to your opinion on my physical appearance. However, don't mistaken your inconclusive statements as facts.

XoXo
Kourtney

Sorry Kourtney, I am just managing expectations for your potential clients. I had enjoyed our past sessions but your “massages” have become too routine. Just telling it as it is...

 

[Greenberg]

she's never asked or talked about a tip prior to the act with me

Did she ever say to you that it will cost a little more for a BJ?

 

[Kourtney@PremierSpa]

Greenberg, we are going to have to agree to disagree. From my recollection, I banned you from having sessions with me over a year ago.

Now take your advice and move on to other attendants who are in your preferable age-bracket range.

 

[snoopdoggie]

yes i am working elsewhere babe No i do not work for premier spas anymore!

I see. Well I would love to meet you. Send me a private message please.

 

[JoeMan]

I see. Well I would love to meet you. Send me a private message please.

Wtf? If you're the one that wants to talk to someone, why would you tell them to message you? Why not message them yourself?

 

[booblover]

I can't comment too much about Kourtney's look in the past, but I've seen her couple of times in the last year or so and she's hot as hell, super easy going and both times I left the session with my head spinning. Maybe service level changes depending on if she likes you but we clicked and the session was as good as it gets. Just amazing.

 

[ralphie]

Same, she was nothing but professional. She did the normal "Do you want extras?" but I declined because I was new to it and nervous.

never even mentioned if i wanted extras. our sessions just morphed into the extra territory.

 

[Back in Toronto]

I saw Kourtney since a long break. I must admit that she has aged a lot. She is way off her prime. you can see it in her eyes. Her breasts are still quite nice, but out of proportion to the rest of her body. I find Kourtney’s huge tattoo to be a real turn-off. Lastly, her mention of the requirement of tip prior to the act really ruins the mood of going to a spa in the first place. I can no longer recommend her, much more satisfying alternatives elsewhere.

I understand that this is a COMPLETELY financial transaction, even though some of the women are better at acting and some guys are more delusional and think the MPA is hot for him, but when they give a price list, I lose my erection faster than if whoopi goldberg, hellary clinton or the corpse of joan rivers just walked in.

I like different things from different attendants, but like with wait staff at a restaurant, I like them to give me good service without me having to ask and then I tip accordingly. So when she gets nude, plays with my butt, massages my balls, offers her breasts to suck orvpussy to touch, I give a bigger tip, but when they itemize prices, I decline the extras as I don't like being reminded what she is and what I am for paying her.

 

[luvdafurburger]

I understand that this is a COMPLETELY financial transaction, even though some of the women are better at acting and some guys are more delusional and think the MPA is hot for him, but when they give a price list, I lose my erection faster than if whoopi goldberg, hellary clinton or the corpse of joan rivers just walked in.

I like different things from different attendants, but like with wait staff at a restaurant, I like them to give me good service without me having to ask and then I tip accordingly. So when she gets nude, plays with my butt, massages my balls, offers her breasts to suck orvpussy to touch, I give a bigger tip, but when they itemize prices, I decline the extras as I don't like being reminded what she is and what I am for paying her.

I hear you its a bit of a downer and not taking sides but just curious what you suggest a girl do or say then if its a first time customer to ensure that after she doesn't get some cheapskate who gives her a fraction of what is fair for what she did?

I think it's only a fair negotiation to be clear upfront. It's why we expect estimates from every other service ie. mechanic, dentist, etc.

Why should she trust everyone blindly and the risk is on her? Sure some guys will tip well anyway but there are also many that take advantage of their upper hand.

What would you say if she gave you a service that costs a certain amount with most girls and after she tells you that just cost you twice what other girls charge and what you expected to pay?

 

[curvluvr]

... but when they itemize prices, I decline the extras as I don't like being reminded what she is and what I am for paying her.

This hits the nail on the head.
During session, when I'm with her, she is my girlfriend for that 30/40/60 minutes. I don't need a reminder at any time during session that I'm paying for it. It's just the fantasy and suspension of reality that I'm paying for, and I don't want it to be disturbed.

 

[ladiesman69]

This hits the nail on the head.
During session, when I'm with her, she is my girlfriend for that 30/40/60 minutes. I don't need a reminder at any time during session that I'm paying for it. It's just the fantasy and suspension of reality that I'm paying for, and I don't want it to be disturbed.

that's right!

 

[hangul99]

This hits the nail on the head.
During session, when I'm with her, she is my girlfriend for that 30/40/60 minutes. I don't need a reminder at any time during session that I'm paying for it. It's just the fantasy and suspension of reality that I'm paying for, and I don't want it to be disturbed.

A SP may be more for you.

 

[hangul99]

I understand that this is a COMPLETELY financial transaction, even though some of the women are better at acting and some guys are more delusional and think the MPA is hot for him, but when they give a price list, I lose my erection faster than if whoopi goldberg, hellary clinton or the corpse of joan rivers just walked in.

I like different things from different attendants, but like with wait staff at a restaurant, I like them to give me good service without me having to ask and then I tip accordingly. So when she gets nude, plays with my butt, massages my balls, offers her breasts to suck orvpussy to touch, I give a bigger tip, but when they itemize prices, I decline the extras as I don't like being reminded what she is and what I am for paying her.

Your idea of a big tip and her idea of a big tip could vary greatly.

 

[Back in Toronto]

This hits the nail on the head.
During session, when I'm with her, she is my girlfriend for that 30/40/60 minutes. I don't need a reminder at any time during session that I'm paying for it. It's just the fantasy and suspension of reality that I'm paying for, and I don't want it to be disturbed.

I like the "hit the nail on the head" phrase, as my cock is the nail and her price list is the hammer that pounds that erection away in seconds.

I know some guys are cheap bastards and some women are greedy hoes, but when I meet a lovely lady MPA who is generous with me, I am generous with her, become a regular and we never need to discuss money or extra services again because we both understand what the other wants.

The two I had like that over the years retired and I haven't found one to replace either of them since.

 

[Asslvr7777]

I understand that this is a COMPLETELY financial transaction, even though some of the women are better at acting and some guys are more delusional and think the MPA is hot for him, but when they give a price list, I lose my erection faster than if whoopi goldberg, hellary clinton or the corpse of joan rivers just walked in.

I like different things from different attendants, but like with wait staff at a restaurant, I like them to give me good service without me having to ask and then I tip accordingly. So when she gets nude, plays with my butt, massages my balls, offers her breasts to suck orvpussy to touch, I give a bigger tip, but when they itemize prices, I decline the extras as I don't like being reminded what she is and what I am for paying her.

I would say that the MPAs that are always booked and have regulars have figured this out. This goes way passed mileage. I would say this isn’t even GFE as that has a comfort vibe. This is a chemistry that the MPA creates for us to have a good session. They’re the source of the electricity but the fantasy is that there is real chemistry.

Other times is a pure transaction that feels that way.

 

[Back in Toronto]

I would say that the MPAs that are always booked and have regulars have figured this out. This goes way passed mileage. I would say this isn’t even GFE as that has a comfort vibe. This is a chemistry that the MPA creates for us to have a good session. They’re the source of the electricity but the fantasy is that there is real chemistry.

Other times is a pure transaction that feels that way.

True. I find the ones that are purely transactional, give crappy service anyway and either way I never return. Sadly that's the experience I've had in most places and then not only do I never see that MPA again, but I usually don't go back to that spa either.

So note to spa owners/managers, stop giving your FIRST TIME customers your CRAPPY MPAs because the popular ones are reserved for regulars, because you likely just cost yourself a would be regular.

I have tried hard (no pun intended) to find a lovely MPA, who could give a proper massage, get nude occasionally, handle my cock like she'd like me to handle her breasts and want me to be a regular. The few times I came close, it was in legit places where they soon disappeared after providing "extra" services that were the reason I was becoming a regular.

And the best way to tell if the MPA actually wants you as a regular, is how she interacts with you, how many minutes she'll go over what you paid for (not spend more time watching the clock than your cock) and how much she demands as a "tip".

 

[ladiesman69]

True. I find the ones that are purely transactional, give crappy service anyway and either way I never return. Sadly that's the experience I've had in most places and then not only do I never see that MPA again, but I usually don't go back to that spa either.

So note to spa owners/managers, stop giving your FIRST TIME customers your CRAPPY MPAs because the popular ones are reserved for regulars, because you likely just cost yourself a would be regular.

I have tried hard (no pun intended) to find a lovely MPA, who could give a proper massage, get nude occasionally, handle my cock like she'd like me to handle her breasts and want me to be a regular. The few times I came close, it was in legit places where they soon disappeared after providing "extra" services that were the reason I was becoming a regular.

And the best way to tell if the MPA actually wants you as a regular, is how she interacts with you, how many minutes she'll go over what you paid for (not spend more time watching the clock than your cock) and how much she demands as a "tip".

Same here. If it's crappy service 1st time, you will never see me again.