Some Unusual Sessions..

[cyanosis]

Perhaps you should find a more convenient place to hide your extra bills.

 

[wng]

Fucker!!! At least, when I take out my bills, they're not coming out from between my cheeks and they're not brown like yours...

 

[Sick Jane]

Lol that is a funny review read it twice!

 

[Pompal 09.]

aww that review was priceless!!

and NO YOU CAN'T QUIT.. not until you see me!
i'll be in ETown July 13-14th
lol

i love yr posts babe

i see this thread is old .. but its still funny

 

[Mount Analogue]

Great story! I almost fell over laughing

 

[gamblingsucks]

OK,

So back when I was around 18 or so, me and another guy I worked with went out to the Bar. Dudes real name is Willie. So at the bar, Willie and I score a couple Dames just as the Bar was closing down. Back to Willies place for some action. So Willie takes his lady to the bedroom and I am out in the living room trying to get lucky with the lady I met. We're doing a little touchy feely stuff (Chick Had Big Titties) and making out on the couch when she goes kind of weird and wants to go home .

I'm like WTF and go shake down Willie to give us a ride back to her place. Naturally, Willie wasn't too impressed as he was mere seconds away from the 'Kill" but agreed to anyway. Off to Sweethearts place where Willie drops us off.

So inside the place, I manage to get my Sweetie into the Bedroom and continue on where I left off at Willies. I'm Hard as a Rock and ready for goods, rubbin her Tits and Pussy on the outside of her underwear.

Suddenly, she pushes my hand away from her crotch and says "No, I am on my period" ! Truth be known, she was. So being the Gentleman that I was, I dry humped her for a couple of minutes until I blew my load on her then... "Passed Out".... Stomach. Remember, she was drunk and so was I. Pullled up my pants. Got dressed and out the door I went, never to see her again.

Sucked because there was no Cell Service back then and I had to Hitch Hike all the way across Edmonton to get home. Not easy, especially at 3:00AM in the middle of January.

 

[.x.Emma.x.]

OMFG I am still laughing

 

[Sahara]

Trin made things interesting back then.

Even had the secret handshake

 

[horsinround2do]

Thats funny!