That Alden Club experience

[Roshelle K]

It seems somewhat overworked but maybe just as a reminder... What's with the highschool friends basement look this place has?

Sorry to borrow someone else's description but it just works (or maybe doesn't work) for this place.

Saw Nancy and service was as expected and previously reported

Just to refresh everyone's minds:
Face: 8
Body: 8
PSE: 7-9 (yes you have to love that accent)
Massage: ?? you've got to be kidding in those couches?
Service:

Will I go back, ?? depends. Its a known and in this world of uncertainty I guess you can always be sure on one thing. My friends basement, that sexy girl and having a smile on your face afterwords. Ultimately its whether or not you miss the $100.

 

[Hannah Iced Over]

You don't mention the Fruitopia machine. That's attraction number 1 at Alden Club.

P.S: Did you check if they had any Strawberry Passion Fruit Fruitopias left?

 

[gina68]

Yo, can someone please explain this Fruitopia thing?
Is it something that I have to experience myself?
This is so confusing.......

 

[Zey]

The machine is featured prominently on at least one picture on their website, and as a result, it has become a long running joke on massageplanet.net. Its a right of passage, upon visiting Alden you have to partake of the entire experience, and update everyone on the latest developments (i.e. new flavors).

Does anyone know Nancy's schedule? The fruitopia machine is always there, no need to ask about that.

 

[BossResurfacing]

Is she the one that has her hair tied back so tight in the pictures that it makes her face look like she has it outside a car window doing 100mph?

 

[dkomarovska]

i wish i could see nancy, every time i go in, i always get the same girl, the asian/euro one (nice i don't even remember her name, lol)
and what is with the frutopia machine, i don't get it, you guys must have been talking about it way before i came here,.
I HATE FRUTOPIA!!!!!
now if it was a pepsi machine, i love the new sleek look, all those curves, oh god, its time for my pepsi injection, lol.

 

[Wretched Bonsai]

Hehehehehehehehehe YorkNorthGuy, I likey the cut of your jib.

 

[Maki]

I'd like to try this place but am wondering about the cleanliness of the facilities. The couch concern concerns me. I don't want to sit in thousands of shot spots left by my predecessors (like in the old Bunnies peeler emporium). How are the showers?

 

[Kimmy996]

The shower is small, the door doesn't close properly (let alone lock) and the towels are old.

If you're going to Alden for the shower, you're going for the wrong reason. However, if you want to ensure a little cleanliness on the couch, someone suggested last spring to take a couple of towels from the shower room with you and put them on the couch - voila instant clean.

Now if only they'd take the napkin dispenser out of the room - if I wanted a massage in a diner, I'd go find Alice.

Timbit

 

[Chicken Noodle Soup!]

Went to the Alden Club tonite. Not on any recommendations really, but being the explorer that I am I knew I was in the area and decided to pop in. Met a girl who was nice and all but really struggled to speak english (actually none of them seemed to speak english as their first language). Not that it was a turn-off or anything.... Went into one of the room and was confused??? For anyone who's been there you know what was missing. At first I thought this is different...(I once went to a place that had a mattress-like, but not a mattress, "table" on the floor...it was cool) no table. By speaking to her I realized what I had gotten into. I'm not saying that it's bad, but I left knowing that the Alden Club wasn't for me. I'm used to what HFH, IT, B&S, BP, etc offer if you know what I mean. *wink*

 

[Mrs. Owl {Rachel Marie}]

BTW, tried out that Healing Hands place down the street from Alden instead. Not bad, not great. Start a thread for me if you wanna know more.

 

[ClassicManalo]

Went to Alden earlier tonight. The Fruitopia machine is really improving it's DFK skills. Awwwwwwwww sweet Frutopia machine, how do you do the things you do.

 

[marys.momma]

I looked for the machine, but I got so freaked out I forgot to make sure I gotta look at it. I actually made sure I had change to get a fruitopia if I did see it.

 

[xEmmywemix]

Toke, your experience would have been much more positive had you "bonded" with the Fruitopia machine. Give this place another chance. I recommend Strawberry Passion Fruit.