thedirtyone
Active Member
Alright, here's a best of list from me in time before the New Year. Hope to see some people contribute to this. I will compile answers and make a voting thread.
Best Reception Customer Service
1) Linda at Pure - hands down the queen of MP reception. Friendly, bubbly, and super hot to look at. If you're a recognizable regular, she will take care of you, give you proper suggestions that won't steer you wrong, and overall enhances your time at a MP.
2) Amy at Flirt Finch - the only manager at Flirt who truly has her shit together. She is friendly to friends and firm with questionable people.
3) Monica at Pickering Angels - very friendly and helpful
Best Looking Receptionist
1) Linda at Pure - again, queen of MP reception
2) Lee at Perla - every time I go to Perla on the weekends, she's eating some kind of deep fried meat or pizza like some burly guy. She has the attitude of a bro but the bod of a bangable chick with tight outfits that show off her rack.
3) Daisy at Flirt - Man, I wish I saw her during her MP days.
Best MPA Attitude
This category is not about extras but rather more about having a good spirit and personality even for basic sessions. Smiles, friendliness, engaging at your comfort level, pampering you, etc.
1) Aria at Flirt - hilarious at the beginning, sexy during the session, and friendly during the cleanup
2) Robin at SRM - the only girl repeatable at SRM. Warm, friendly, energetic, flirty
3) Olivia at Perla - easy going, great conversationalist, and sexy as hell
Best Facilities
1) Pickering Angels - this place is spotless and classy looking
2) Flirt Vic Park - The showers alone blow their Finch counterpart (and even Perla) out of the water. I like the hotel style lobby and the tables here are more comfy than Finch.
3) SRM Steeles location - despite their setbacks, the new renovated location would provide a good ambiance
Best (Accurate) MPA Photo That is Sexy as Hell
1) Kandice at Flirt. I've been staring at those pics for a good few minutes before writing this.
2) Lacie at Flirt - gorgeous pictures to match a gorgeous girl
3) Jayda at Allure - the goods match the flyer
Best Enhanced Boobs
1) Brooke at SRM
2) Kali at Allure
3) Ariana at Flirt
Best Small Natural Boobs (A-B cups)
1) Olivia at Perla
2) Isabelle at Allure
3) Tracy at Studio 9
Best Big Natural Boobs (C Cup+)
So many to choose from... Imagine if Robyn and Mercedes at Flirt were still working... this is a tough choice.
1) Molly at Flirt - soft but firm rounds that glisten in the candlelight with perfect areolas and suckable nipples
2) Jayda at Allure - gravity defying giant naturals on a slim waist
3) Diamond at Pickering Angels - perky and firm boobs that are responsive and on flawless porcelain skin
Best Butt
1) Chyna at Pickering Angels - her long legs and tanned smooth skin leads up to a great ass
2) Kandice at Flirt - she has one of the best bodies in the business
3) Diamond at Pickering Angels - even a vanilla PA session is great with this beauty
Best Kisser
1) Olivia at Perla
2) Amelia at Flirt
3) Robin at SRM
Best Massage
1) Andrea at Perla - tiny girl but knows how to work out those knots!
2) Kandice at Flirt - another pro with her hands
Best Body Slide
1) Andrea at Perla - lots of sensual touching during the BS
2) Robin at SRM - she actually has moves and knows how to make a standard body slide safe but sexy as hell
3) Jasmine at Allure - years of experience gives her an edge
Best Russian
I wish I could nominate Robyn...
1) Leila at Pure - giant naturals and enthusiastic about it
2) Lilly at Flirt - great size and shape for it
3) Bridget at Flirt - another enthusiastic player
Best Edger
1) Sara at Pure - I think I speak for many of us
2) Sadie at Flirt - a great tease
3) Audrey at Blue Lagoon - a slow HJ with plenty of teasing
Best Finish
1) Aria at Flirt - she will literally tug at you while fondling your balls, caress your butt hole, and suck on your nipples until you cum and then she keeps going after the deed is done. Sensory overload from one person.
2) Sadie at Flirt - one of the most gentle HJs by an MPA
3) Sara at Pure
Best Newbie - someone who joined the scene in 2018 and still here
1) Angie at Perla
2) Belle at Flirt
3) Sofia at Blue Lagoon - only adding her because apparently sisters with Cynthia and willing to do duos together. If you have a Whitney/Britney Stevens fantasy, try it out. Too freaky for me haha
Best Veteran - someone who's been in the business 3+ years
1) Sara at Pure
2) Molly at Flirt
3) Robin at SRM
Overall Best MP
Feel free to use whatever justification you want here.
1) Personally, my gold goes to Flirt's Finch location. It's a good spot with renos and expansion happening now. You're probably wondering why its beat out Pure or Perla. A few reasons: 1) the variety of girls - Flirt consistently has girls of all ethnicities on the roster whereas most MPs stick to a very select "type" 2) the price - very few MPs offer $120 session now 3) lots of promos on a monthly basis. I've had a few duos for dirt cheap that I would never otherwise partake in at full prices 4) they're open earlier and later than most MPs - not that I'm a night owl but if I am, most places are closed by 2am whereas Flirt has another hour to go 5) walk in friendly compared to Pure/Perla, where you have to book weeks in advance for some girls 6) consistent service as you're more likely to be disappointed when someone doesn't offer "Premier service" (god I hate that term) whereas at Flirt, there's a solid standard that most MPs working there have hit for me.
2) Pickering Angels - an underrated gem in the east end especially now that they're bringing in more younger talent. If you have to call one MP classy, this is it. PA is the cleanest MP I've ever been to. Yes, mileage is low but for me low mileage doesn't necessarily mean bad session.
3) Perla - Despite my reservations about Pure/Perla above, when you manage to get a booking with a solid MPA, it's a heavenly experience. I personally like Perla over Pure. Pure is a bit tacky, almost like you're on the set of Poison Ivy's lair in Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin lol. I also prefer Perla's roster over Pure's.
Best Reception Customer Service
1) Linda at Pure - hands down the queen of MP reception. Friendly, bubbly, and super hot to look at. If you're a recognizable regular, she will take care of you, give you proper suggestions that won't steer you wrong, and overall enhances your time at a MP.
2) Amy at Flirt Finch - the only manager at Flirt who truly has her shit together. She is friendly to friends and firm with questionable people.
3) Monica at Pickering Angels - very friendly and helpful
Best Looking Receptionist
1) Linda at Pure - again, queen of MP reception
2) Lee at Perla - every time I go to Perla on the weekends, she's eating some kind of deep fried meat or pizza like some burly guy. She has the attitude of a bro but the bod of a bangable chick with tight outfits that show off her rack.
3) Daisy at Flirt - Man, I wish I saw her during her MP days.
Best MPA Attitude
This category is not about extras but rather more about having a good spirit and personality even for basic sessions. Smiles, friendliness, engaging at your comfort level, pampering you, etc.
1) Aria at Flirt - hilarious at the beginning, sexy during the session, and friendly during the cleanup
2) Robin at SRM - the only girl repeatable at SRM. Warm, friendly, energetic, flirty
3) Olivia at Perla - easy going, great conversationalist, and sexy as hell
Best Facilities
1) Pickering Angels - this place is spotless and classy looking
2) Flirt Vic Park - The showers alone blow their Finch counterpart (and even Perla) out of the water. I like the hotel style lobby and the tables here are more comfy than Finch.
3) SRM Steeles location - despite their setbacks, the new renovated location would provide a good ambiance
Best (Accurate) MPA Photo That is Sexy as Hell
1) Kandice at Flirt. I've been staring at those pics for a good few minutes before writing this.
2) Lacie at Flirt - gorgeous pictures to match a gorgeous girl
3) Jayda at Allure - the goods match the flyer
Best Enhanced Boobs
1) Brooke at SRM
2) Kali at Allure
3) Ariana at Flirt
Best Small Natural Boobs (A-B cups)
1) Olivia at Perla
2) Isabelle at Allure
3) Tracy at Studio 9
Best Big Natural Boobs (C Cup+)
So many to choose from... Imagine if Robyn and Mercedes at Flirt were still working... this is a tough choice.
1) Molly at Flirt - soft but firm rounds that glisten in the candlelight with perfect areolas and suckable nipples
2) Jayda at Allure - gravity defying giant naturals on a slim waist
3) Diamond at Pickering Angels - perky and firm boobs that are responsive and on flawless porcelain skin
Best Butt
1) Chyna at Pickering Angels - her long legs and tanned smooth skin leads up to a great ass
2) Kandice at Flirt - she has one of the best bodies in the business
3) Diamond at Pickering Angels - even a vanilla PA session is great with this beauty
Best Kisser
1) Olivia at Perla
2) Amelia at Flirt
3) Robin at SRM
Best Massage
1) Andrea at Perla - tiny girl but knows how to work out those knots!
2) Kandice at Flirt - another pro with her hands
Best Body Slide
1) Andrea at Perla - lots of sensual touching during the BS
2) Robin at SRM - she actually has moves and knows how to make a standard body slide safe but sexy as hell
3) Jasmine at Allure - years of experience gives her an edge
Best Russian
I wish I could nominate Robyn...
1) Leila at Pure - giant naturals and enthusiastic about it
2) Lilly at Flirt - great size and shape for it
3) Bridget at Flirt - another enthusiastic player
Best Edger
1) Sara at Pure - I think I speak for many of us
2) Sadie at Flirt - a great tease
3) Audrey at Blue Lagoon - a slow HJ with plenty of teasing
Best Finish
1) Aria at Flirt - she will literally tug at you while fondling your balls, caress your butt hole, and suck on your nipples until you cum and then she keeps going after the deed is done. Sensory overload from one person.
2) Sadie at Flirt - one of the most gentle HJs by an MPA
3) Sara at Pure
Best Newbie - someone who joined the scene in 2018 and still here
1) Angie at Perla
2) Belle at Flirt
3) Sofia at Blue Lagoon - only adding her because apparently sisters with Cynthia and willing to do duos together. If you have a Whitney/Britney Stevens fantasy, try it out. Too freaky for me haha
Best Veteran - someone who's been in the business 3+ years
1) Sara at Pure
2) Molly at Flirt
3) Robin at SRM
Overall Best MP
Feel free to use whatever justification you want here.
1) Personally, my gold goes to Flirt's Finch location. It's a good spot with renos and expansion happening now. You're probably wondering why its beat out Pure or Perla. A few reasons: 1) the variety of girls - Flirt consistently has girls of all ethnicities on the roster whereas most MPs stick to a very select "type" 2) the price - very few MPs offer $120 session now 3) lots of promos on a monthly basis. I've had a few duos for dirt cheap that I would never otherwise partake in at full prices 4) they're open earlier and later than most MPs - not that I'm a night owl but if I am, most places are closed by 2am whereas Flirt has another hour to go 5) walk in friendly compared to Pure/Perla, where you have to book weeks in advance for some girls 6) consistent service as you're more likely to be disappointed when someone doesn't offer "Premier service" (god I hate that term) whereas at Flirt, there's a solid standard that most MPs working there have hit for me.
2) Pickering Angels - an underrated gem in the east end especially now that they're bringing in more younger talent. If you have to call one MP classy, this is it. PA is the cleanest MP I've ever been to. Yes, mileage is low but for me low mileage doesn't necessarily mean bad session.
3) Perla - Despite my reservations about Pure/Perla above, when you manage to get a booking with a solid MPA, it's a heavenly experience. I personally like Perla over Pure. Pure is a bit tacky, almost like you're on the set of Poison Ivy's lair in Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin lol. I also prefer Perla's roster over Pure's.
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