This is not a rant!...

[Tim O]

OK I'm in the room, had me shower dried off and am waiting...and waiting..and waiting, why is it sooooo long sometimes for the lady to come back in? I appreciate if you've just just poured a brew or need a quick visit to the loo, fine. But, please tell me? I hate that wait, for me the anticipation thing don't work, I just wanna get it on....

It's not a rant and I can say I've been places where this has never happened, but it has put me off one parlour as it just seems like a waste of ten minutes!!

 

[Monika]

Oh well just don't return and then they won't do it again or tell them it's not acceptable to be left waiting

 

[chelsea.divine]

The other big question is, does your time start when you enter the room and have your shower etc, or is it when the lady comes back in?

Personally, your time should start when the lady returns as you should not have to spend half your paid for time counting the tiles in the shower or the ceiling tiles etc. Your time should start when the lady returns and you start talking about what you would like to happen.

Maybe some of the parlours could comment as to when the time starts.

 

[Nurse of the future]

Reviewom what I have been told, most girls after leaving the room do the following

1, have a ciggie
2, have a brew
3, tell their mate you are a werdo
4, have another ciggie,
5, place bets on what they will catch you doing when they go back in




just ask the girls they will tell you its all true

 

[The One With Three Eyes]

Comical but probably true or even spying through a little hole to see what you are doing when you are on your own LOL

 

[LAgirl]

ROFL!!!

Wonder if anyone did that and saw something they shouldn't or wouldn't have wanted to see?

 

[alew]

All of that may be quite true. lol
I think that if you've booked a particular time, that the girls shouldn't really need to keep disapeering all the time, as they've had plenty of time in advance!

 

[Lady Candy]

IMO the time kicks off when you are both ready.(not that im suggesting using a starting pistol!)
She will want to take the cash out of the room, possibly a last swig of mouthwash. However long she faffs about doing that comes out of her time. To be kept 10 minutes without an explanation is not on though. It happens, ive seen, I believe you!

 

[BeBE Banks]

DING DING Round 1

 

[shit is crazy]

Too much time wasted would certainly be an annoyance - I'd feel obliged to ask the lady about it if she was gone too long.

 

[bella p]

On my most recent punt (with a girl i'd wanted to see for ages) i was waiting after having a shower, & because the walls were rather thin i could hear the whole conversation between the maid, some bloke & a woman. After about 10 minutes of them gossiping about football (!) the girl said ' i'm going in now', and in she came to me. I was getting quite annoyed by then as I was in a bit of a rush coz i had a train to catch as well. I'm not convinced its a good idea to kick off in that situation, having already parted with my money, can't see any good coming out of it generally, just a rather Reviewosty half-hour.

It was still a bl00dy good punt after all that though...