Tomiko - foulest SP ever

[a1j0f]

omg, this has got to be the worst experience in my pooning career ever. I'm sorry guys, but all the reviewers who gave her even a hint of positive review is out of their minds.

Located at the scotia movie theatre building, this place has become my bad luck charm. This and Alberni and Bute. The building itself stinks and so does the service. The whole session started off bad with lousy attitude from the phone mama. If only Tom didn't make me wait 30 minutes...

Tomiko is the ugliest and most disgusting SP I've ever seen. Went into the room, and mamasan has a vise grip on my arm. Probably to keep me from running away. When I saw her, I wanted to run: shes old, fat and ugly. Has a nice little mole on her lip with hair growing out of it ugly. Blond dyed hair which just makes her look worse.

Greets me with a dfk kiss which was bad enough. Then the smell hit me, this foul, stinky, sour smell. In the shower, I found it that it comes from her, all over. In her hair, on her breath, whatever.

Went to massage and she rolls her body over mine, which might have felt good if not for the image of her. After a while she spreads my ass and I think I'm in for her famous rimming. Wipes me down, lubes me up and sort of starts rimming me. Terrible. And I have this image of this beast going down on me. After a while, flip and she rubs up against me, going for some dft action, which I refused and pushed her down for a bj.

Did I mention that I've had my eyes closed the entire time so far?

BJ starts going, and honestly it was ok. Come on, even a bad bj is still good. But in my head, i'm re-watching some porn video in my head to keep me hard. Oh yeah, she was so gross, i could get it up. BJ action continues - BJH, even though it could have been a good bj, with slurping and attempted eye contact and ball play, I warn you away from her - and I'm hoping to CIM and get out of there. But noooo, she stops and then puts on the hat and climbs on.

Sort of rides me cg, but i couldn't stay hard. Especially with her smell wafting down on me. Now I have my eyes closed and taking shallow breaths. Couldn't take it anymore, flip her over, and try to finish her mish. But could stay hard. Came some how.

Jumped out of bed and went for the shower right away. Dressed and bolted out of there.

L 0.0
A 7 - oh, she tries, but its worse that she does
S 1 - normally would be classified as good, but too foul to compliment.
$.4

STAY AWAY!!!

 

[LivinLife4MySavior]

Are you sure you saw Tomiko advertised as 3826 on CL? I saw her last week -- went to see Bailee, and was given Tomiko instead. Anyhow, the girl I saw, while older, etc., did not have blonde hair, nor do I recall her having a moll on her lip. She was working out of Bailee's place. Not sure if it's the same girl.

 

[Leka.D]

Hey Ramen,
Can you quote that girl's description on CL? Might make an amusing contrast to what you experienced.

While trying to muster empathy, I have to ask: why play the martyr? A hardnosed pooner like you, why in the world did you stay with stinkweed when there're countless orchids out there? Compassion?

Or perhaps you were fascinated by the sheer unbelievability of this lady and wanted to prove to yourself whether you could live up to the challenge?

I'd be the first to admit that ugliness can sometimes be more fascinating than certain kinds of beauty—still, I'm not sure whether or not to admire you. This poor creature needs to learn that she may have made an unsuitable career choice.

You described walking away in your recent "lulu & bobo" review, for far less compelling reasons! Why not mutter a polite "Excuse-moi, s'il vous plait"—and give the mamasan a piece of your mind?

Always enjoy your reviews; keep it up!

 

[No can do Obama!]

oh gawd, you made me remember this :S

well the mamasan said she was tomiko, but i wouldn't be surprised that i was B&S'd. It was at the same place as bailee, as I was there before to see Sylvie and also caught a glimpse of Bailee. I won't be going back thats for sure.

 

[flamesfanjosh]

You know, I ask myself the same thing. In this case, I don't deserve any admiration, more like pity. I was fully intending to walk away, since tom's was just around the corner. But I guess I stayed because I recalled some good reviews about her and the experience might have been mind blowing, i.e. I've seen some older SPs before and while not eye candy, the experience was great. In short, I guess I'm saying based on some positive reviews I recalled (unfortunately I didn't research right before going), I was willing to give it a try. ugh.

 

[Chiliegirl]

thx ramen, i dont think i could'ge stayed hard w/ that stench...what a cocksucker!

 

[Elissa]

Good day everyone!
Visited that place yesterday (Hornby street).Both girls there had moved from previous location (Fraser @27th).
I can assume Snowy=Maggie (old name),Tomiko=Kaka(old name).But mamasan can switch them,which is not surprising.

Good luck!

vseeker2

 

[FlapppJackk :P]

vseeker2

Dude, you have the wrong place. Right building wrong suites. Kaka (if that's who the new Mika is- assumption) and Mag the anal artist formerly known as Maggie are in their own place. Snowjob and Tomiko are higher up also on their own.

Ramen- I think you were a little harsh, mind you I didn't have to deal with any stench. Her service and attitude were top notch for me. She's a little thick but I found her facially cute and a cock rocker. So funny how we all have such different tastes. Thank god you didn't see that beast Pinky I saw a few months back, Yikes

 

[socialgurl19]

Mika is new http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=791253#post791253

 

[pookpunk]

sorry to hear about your experience. funny as hell to me to read about it though but sadly, been there and i feel your pain....

 

[Pompal 09.]

The thing I don't understand is ... if you find her to be so repulsive, why stayed (let lone getting DFK by her)? Were you prevented to leave by the mamasan?

 

[inetryconydot]

hey ramen how did you like the armpit hair? yet another bonus. pretty much you wrote what i wanted to but was too much of a "nice guy" to write.

not sure how anyone finds her attractive. i closed my eyes did her doggie and pumped as hard as i could to cum as fast as i could and get the hell out of there. also yes tomiko is from baillee's place.

 

[cocoa butter]

lol ramen i envy you, having bjhunter, pooner007, tantalizeme, and smackyo among all the other veteran pooners responding to your post is such a big honor man

i'm sorry to read about your experience, it was similar to my encounter with maggie front&back. it's micros like this that makes worries me about a lot other places but we can't be L&L now can we? but thankfully maya keeps them cumming fresh off the boat . when i want super service, i did find a younger ada who actually works at ada's place named ally. i think she learns from ada that's why everything's cooler, though in her late 30'/ early 40', she's still a tad nicer than ada in looks/energy/and passion

 

[Kristin]

Ramen i enjoy reading your reviews man.

You seem to have unlimited pooning funds and i think we all appreciate your dedication to stick with the task at hand and come back here to report on Tomiko's service.

 

[No Chance Without Jesus]

So Ally offers EVERYTHING Ada offers?? Same amount of DFK?

 

[AssCreamMa]

Sheesh. Low self-esteem or what?

 

[Love Me or Hate Me PM]

lol, thanks man. i think everyones responding since it was such a messed up session. hopefully no one else has to go through what i did. thank goodness joyce saved me.

and actually, i'm jealous of you! all those awesome k girl experiences. oh to try maya's girls..

 

[Dherbs]

God, I thought Bailee was disgusting....can't believe this girl is worse!!??