When I beocome Govenor General.

[vwvw30]

When John Howard finally gives me the call. I was wondering which girls you guys reckon, I should employ at my harem at Yarrowlumla. Also which of you guys want the hardest cut of all to be the eunuch guard. Both positions will pay well. (Funny feeling the second job going to be hard to fill). So post a reply and let me know. You never know one of you guys might be a complete masichst. And want the job of eunich guard.
Yours Colin The Vice Regal Hun
P.S. And I do mean Vice

 

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[dog-lover]

Sorry Colin your plans would lead to further erosion of the office as all us lads stormed Yarrawhatever to Reviewee the ladies for our renewed pleasure.

May I suggest the appointment of NikkiVip as sexual consort to the GG who would be charge with the task of supplying a steady stream of ladies Reviewom the outside without disruption to your not so noble supporters.

Perhaps this is why Johnnie hasn't called you yet as he probably as a few personal favourites he doesn't want imprisoned in Yarrawhatnot.

Perhaps if you let him know you were changing your plans we could have you installed quickly and before he goes with some poor second choice.

Yours in good humour
Curly

 

[Angela]

col 4 g-g

Well may i say "god save the queen"as nothing could save THIS governer-general.Great idea col and the tax payers would save too as ya could drive yaself around and pick up fares along the way. To the airport sir ,no problem, i will turn the meter off while i cut a ribbon at the local school, or in COL's case the local Canberraxxx shop opening .I believe that our nation needs this man .COL 4 G-G.

 

[Billys]

The Last Laugh

You know, despite all of this, who do reckon gets the last laugh? I'll tell you, the guy who now retires with:

$150K per year for life
2 First class overseas travel tickets per year
Lifetime Limo service
Personal Assistant

Not a bad gig I must say.

 

[xxprincessxx]

No laughin matter!

yeah, Rex, it actually raises the deeper question:

Given the fact that most fair-minded and ethical individuals would believe that a short length of service in a public office does not qualify them for such exorbitant pensions, what sorts of individuals must be encouraged into vying for public office? Not a good thought, hey?

I'm prepared to admit that many good men and women have gone into public office with the most honourable of intentions. But not many ever refuse the golden handshake. Something about power and absolute and corruption, I seem to recall.

Occasionally you hear the excuse that such handshakes are simply a compensation for disruption to secular careers and that all we are doing is putting some money aside while they are in office coz they won't be as employable mpter it (like Peter fucken Reith, no doubt!). A bit like our dearly beloved ladies who, due to the ravages of time, know they have a limited time in this industry and need to earn enough to put something aside. So are pollies the ultimate whores? Sorry, wouldn't insult our ladies by association of their good name with such swine!!!!