Who writes the most interesting reviews

[Beverly (Bea)]

Top Cat's confused, He was thinking about his mother.

What hell is a bong?

 

[JuJuB]

Red Stiletto,

When are you and Poolio going out together?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Let me take a shot in the dark here.

Earl Grey and Players...Players Light?

 

[gaiagurl]

That is so cute.

No wonder Pool and the rest of the massageplanet.netites want to meet you.

 

[ImpacT]

I'm well aware of his fondness of smokes and steamed tea, but Nelly? I would have figured Poolio was more along the lines of Creed's "My Sacrifice".

I can just picture him doing a set of dumbbell bench presses in his basement topless while My Sacrifice blasts in the background.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well are you going to tell me or keep me in the
greatest of suspense?

 

[-.-"]

Paul certainly knows the way to my heart *insert silly love icon*

You can't have her ... she's mine ! ... mine I tell you ! But, seriously, it's amazing how one can connect with another via the 'net. I was just thinking the other day that if Rusty were a hot chick I'd ask him to marry me. Who would need meds, nicotine, caffeine, extramarital sex, granite counter tops etc, when you have Rusty to fill everyday with glee and joy.

It seems I'm pretty predictable huh ... you got the 'players light' right, Red, but we're taking Tetley if I can't get my Timmy's steeped tea fix.

Creed just sound like Pearl Jam without the heart. Let's try Biohazard or Rage, throw on some 'muscle pants' and a wife beater and go for that 80lb bench press !!!

 

[Lynette]

Oh no, the muscle pants, the Wasaga Beach Staple.
Fine dinning attire acceptable in Stroud restaurants everywhere.

Just wear them to work out Poolie while you bench press the
weight of fine supermodel. LOL

In the case of the wedding, let me know when Rusty accepts,
I know a really good granite dealer!

 

[sweet.caroline]

Now you know how it feels.

I would tell you, but I'm not really interested in giving out the definition of bongs to MPA's I haven't met in person.Sorry.

 

[phil8656]

Wow, what an honor, I'm #4. Thank you.

Rusty, I too sense there's something more going on between RS and Pool than they lead on.

 

[Shark bait]

Be careful what you wish for, Pool.

Although Rusty can often be more fun than the DVD box set of Facts of Life, he can also be quite scary.

We're talking about a guy who sleeps in his dad's basement (which looks like a tornado of liquor bottles and Musclemag circa 95-98 ripped through it) and by day walks around his area selling counterfeit Girl Guide cookies. It doesn't get much creepier than that.

Believe me when I say Rusty's on the fast track to a russian mail order bride followed by the russian mafia putting a bounty on his head for him doing something completely moronic.

 

[dingding]

By the time you replied, I could have planted it, grown it,
dried it, and sold it.

 

[papercutfaint]

It's obvious? Damn...I knew if I quoted POOL
I was going to fall in love with him. Quotes have
that effect on me. They are so romantic, Forget
flowers, love letters and poems. Pool's quote's
make me want to have his baby.

 

[sunk1stxo]

Dude,

You just wrote almost the exact same post that you quoted.

Here's a tip. Put down the bong for a second and go out and get some fresh air. I think it will do you good.

 

[Julian G]

Lol. bro: she,s blonde what do u expect..

 

[I R NORMAL IS NOT A PEDO]

What do you mean "could" have? It's obvious to all that you've been taking monster hits off of it all night.

Why else would you be so paranoid and goofy? Exactly.

 

[FIDMpaige]

How do you know she's a blonde? I thought this dude keeps herself in the massageplanet.net witness protection program because she doesn't want to meet any massageplanet.netites.

 

[The Heckler]

Hey Paul,

Sadly, that wouldn't surprise me. As he's pulled off much stranger things in the past.

 

[Elias C]

It was not in any particular order, but I remembered you
Goodtime.
On another note:

When I made the list, I was trying to be unbiased. Pool mentioned something about me mentioning
VBB reviews in my list, Is VBB's reviews considered
pushing the envelope on mpa reviews? Was I supposed to
be disgusted with VBB's reviews? Well I'm not, because,
a) they are not about me
b) if I didn't want to be reviewed by someone, be it either
a reviewer like VBB or IL, I would not read massageplanet.net. I would
try a "no reviews policy", or, work somewhere massageplanet.netites don't
venture to, or, set up shop for myself. It's very easy
to avoid reading about yourself on massageplanet.net. If you are afraid
of heights, do you go up to the CN Tower and then curse
the builders who made it, or do you avoid heights?

There are many ways to avoid being hurt or annoyed by a review.
With anything, you can't go around saying, "this is wrong, that
is wrong" because you can never stop something that is
generating money/satisfying a need for people anyway. Besides, it's the least thing to worry about in doing massage anyway. The are many other perils. As far as by-laws with certain districts and reviews, I think they should be respected, but that's just
my opinion. I've seen some really creative ways of expressing
a session without being destructive.

 

[deep]

See, we gotta protect our bread and butter. Not that anyone is doing anything illegally, but please respect our entrepreneurs.