You know what bust a pimple. I have a few tweaks to your theories...And here's why I gave a shit emoji..
1) BE IN SHAPE
So first off you mention being in shape - Let me tell you all horn dogs, not true.. Luckily I have had many hot main stream gfs in my life to know this ain't true and the fact that you, me and half the planet would not be here if chicks didn't give it up to the less than pristine male bodies out there.
Look at the statistics of over weight people out there. 60% of the population now.
So what you are telling the guys on massage planet who don't work out, who don't have a pristine body is, don't bother with this hobby, you wont get anything that Bustanut gets. ha ha.
Is that what you are saying? Why don't you constitute what is in shape and what is not.... Stating in shape means different things to different people dude.......
and most spa girls imo, don't have an issue unless you are extremely overweight.
FFS. if chicks didn't ding dong dudes who were out of shape, maybe half the population would not be here.
2) HYGIENE
Spray a good cologne. None of this shoppers drug mart cheap ass shit you say.
Well well, it just so happens that Shoppers does supply great cologne and have personally had spa attendants rank my faves after I bought it at Shoppers. Polo, Hermes, Jean Guy.. (insert curveball now).
And an old fave from years past said Kouros was her fave cologne for guys. Givenchy, Tom Ford are a few others and what I say about cologne is from my own personal observations and the girls opinions.
Groom yourself you say.. So what about dudes who wear beards everyday? Are you saying they cant the Bustapimple experience if they choose not to shave, cut their fingernails and toenails.
More power to em and send them over to Bellaggio where the famous Lucy is. And while your at it Bustapimple, tell Lucy to shave that forest she got going on down under.
And tell her to grow an ass while your at it you fucking dumb ass.
And one other thing dudddddddddde.......
While your at giving advice, why don't you tell some of these popular MPA's to wash before they start work. Less some stinky pussy shit from a few.
I mean go in the bathroom and spend 5 minutes before you come into the room.
An ex of mine always did this every time before we got busy. Day or night.
From my own experience, MPA's can get lazy, or have a shitty attitude when they come to work,.
Even the best MPA's have their moments with bad hygiene. (Especially places that are busy).
3) BE POLITE
You want the mpa to be comfortable with you. Build rapport with the mpa. The more comfortable she is with you, the more she will do.
So this is your guarantee? Tell us your experiences about how the MPA was so comfortable with you and gave you more mileage... and how if she is not comfortable with you, walk out
half way through the session.
How do you know an MPA is comfortable with you?
4) TIP WELL
And the main reason I jumped on this thread because you fail to distinguish between semi-legit, semi this or holistic. DUMB ASS!.
Why people listen to you is a big?
You basically just lumped in every spa with your statement throwing off the newbies who are only into semi services or semi holistic or holistic... i.e. professionals and other. Club Dynasty etc..
And as the crow flies.
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So take your wookie ways, your sunglasses at night and big nose and ask yourself, are you yo... oooo GOD's gift to women?
You'll' be surprised how much an extra 5,10 or 20 goes on top of market rate. This goes a long way and the girl will remember that on your next visit.
FFS, If I'm thinking about 5, 10, 20 bucks, I'm not thinking the right things during my spa visit.
But guys like you who write threads like this. Like XTC, are a dime a dirty dozen MF....... and if you be worrying about dimes and nickels, maybe you should try another hobby.
5) GO EARLY
While much can be said for calling ahead, most the time I just show up and if she's busy, I leave or wait 15 minutes max.
Just my own personal choice.
One time i went to a spa at 7:30 to check one of the girls on my rotation. Yo she was tired AF!!!! She literally went through 11 guys.
There have been more than a few times I went to the spa wanting to see my fave, I ended spending 4 hours in the girls room watching the cummings and goings.
She ended giving me her home address and that turned into some magical experiences with her and her friends that became magical experiences.
Lock the doors type of magic...
So fuck me with your thread dude. Are you a semi-legit rookie?
PS So all in all out, everything you just said is the gospel of / on / or about Massage Planet?
Or maybe your just someone n between trying his best to make the world go round?