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[krayjee]

How Eating Pussy Could Be Good for Your Health

Your vagina is full of the same probiotic bacteria that is packed into every health-conscious product from yogurt to kombucha. If the vagina is full of good bacteria, and people are eating as much good bacteria as they can, why not eat pussy?

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No wonder why my immune system is so good....

 

[cupcrazy]

No wonder why my immune system is so good....

you must ate a lot of pussies then.

 

[OG_funguy]

 

[snoopdoggie]

How Eating Pussy Could Be Good for Your Health

Your vagina is full of the same probiotic bacteria that is packed into every health-conscious product from yogurt to kombucha. If the vagina is full of good bacteria, and people are eating as much good bacteria as they can, why not eat pussy?

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I always ask for DATY at the Spa. The girls get off, and has many benefits. It's a win win.

 

[BigDare88]

Ya love daty before pounding the pussy

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Then it needs a little trim. Ha ha ha.

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[BigDare88]

 

[snoopdoggie]

Cute Things To Call Your Girlfriend:

1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Flour
4. Egg
5. 1/2 pound of butter
6. Stir
7. Pour into pan
9. Pre-heat oven to 375 degrees F.

 

[snoopdoggie]

She said, "If you buy me cute underwear, you can see me wearing it.
I said, "If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?"

 

[snoopdoggie]

2 nuns were painting a room in the rectory. One nun said to the other, "let's remove our habits so we don't get paint on them." The other nun agreed, so they both got naked. Suddenly they heard a knock on the door. The nuns were flustered and asked, "Who is it?" The man at the door answered, "Blind man." The nuns figured he couldn't see them naked, so they opened the door to let him in. The man walked in and said, "Nice tits, ladies. Now where do you want these blinds?"

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Ain't that the truth?

 

[felixami]

A generous and thoughtful husband put up a world map and handed his wife a dart. He told her to throw it at the map and wherever it lands, that's where they are going once the pandemic is over.

Turns out they are spending two weeks behind the refrigerator,

 

[felixami]

A man has a physical with his lady doctor. All of a sudden she sticks her finger up his butt and starts counting out numbers. It was over before it began. There, she says, that wasn't so bad. No says the man but do I have to take you out to dinner?

 

[snoopdoggie]

A generous and thoughtful husband put up a world map and handed his wife a dart. He told her to throw it at the map and wherever it lands, that's where they are going once the pandemic is over.

Turns out they are spending two weeks behind the refrigerator,

I hope they don't forget their camera.

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[BigDare88]