The Uncommon "Smoking" Fetish- Session #4

[emale address]

It would be sexy if RS had one of those husky smoker voices, a la Kathleen Turner or Krusty The Clown.

 

[cantcu]

Krusty or Selma and Patty Bouvier. Marge's unmarried, chain-smoking twin sisters.... No, lets stick with Kathleen Turner, circa 1980's.

 

[wintersunshine]

How about Bon Scott or Brian Johnson or Keith Richards?

 

[cpttango30]

Guys, don't get all bend out of shape.

1) RS has thicker (yet smooth & soft) skin that Franky portray her to me. Don't forget, 1 pre-req to be MPA, thick skin to see guys like us. And even thicker to post on massageplanet.net and be criticize...
2) Old Mel wouldn't waste his time. Those messages were brought to you by caring concern person for RS's health.
3) Every thing in moderation, I say.
4) Who're we to judge?

RS, the floor is all your... back to the stories...

 

[frogysue]

I never suggested she had thin skin. I'm sure she's capable of taking care of herself. I wasn't acting like some white knight, its just I used to be a smoker and my biggest pet peeve was being lectured by non-smokers.

Go back a reread what Mel had to say to RS, he sure has an interesting way of showing compassion by calling her crazy, pathetic etc.

 

[#1 due in august]

I often see people driving down the highway and throw their Hortons cup out the window. Does that mean that coffee drinkers are selfish too?

I assume what you really mean is that people are selfish in general, not just smokers. Sure, a cigarette carton on the floor obviously was dropped by a smoker but believe it or not a lot of smokers don't litter and don't pollute your air (by smoking in private). You just don't see them rather than you notice the selfish people that also smoke.

 

[lolit]

I've been sitting here with my bowl of popcorn and my rum and coke waiting for RS to give us Episode 5. Its that right kind of a day and I'm on vacation.

I don't think that Goodtime was talking about Mel when he said: "2) Old Mel wouldn't waste his time. Those messages were brought to you by caring concern person for RS's health". I believe he was referring to my post.

Canam, I thought from your limited number of posts, that you were a guy. I stand corrected. You commented: "Man you don't like our beviour, then leave us the hell alone". Never seen it spelled that way. Any stats, or pics, what about a link??

 

[Meaty Babby CR3]

If my stupid, 1981 computer was not down and sparking all kinds of
fireworks and bells, I would have responded sooner. It's been down
for 3-4 days. Damn computers!!!

1. Yes, I do have thick skin, I can take it, I'm not hurt my Mel's comments,
he has his valid anti-smoking issues, and I respect that. He finds smoker's
and their habits repulsive, but I do take issue with someone trying to
convince me that I must be insane to smoke. It is my choice. But it's okay, he has his right to his opinion, just as everyone does. I was really content
with the designated smoking rooms, no one could claim they were inhaling
second hand smoke, they only then had to worry about the pollution
they were inhaling once they walked out the door of their no-smoking
establishment!

2. Heart disease is still the number one killer in America, maybe a focus
on diet, excercise, reducing blood pressure should be more of a main
concern today as well as the education of the dangers of smoking. They
should place those pictures of a damaged heart after an autopsy on
red meat and donut packages as well to inform people how dangerous
it is to eat a unhealthy diet. I guess I will pay for their health care, just
as they will pay for mine.

3. Littering is not cool. But I find syringes in children's parks, gallons
upon gallons of oil spilled into our seas, and toxins leaked into the ground
by companies with no morals, and plastic 6 pack can litter that captures and kills our fish and wildlife far more appaling than cigarette packages
and butts on the ground. There are greater problems facing us today
than smoking issues, and I hate to hear the small issues when no one
hears the big ones.

Frankcastle: Good point about the bbbj. Great analogy.
You can be my knight and shining armour, every gal needs one!

 

[zanevorhis]

If RS and VBB worked in an office ...

VBB : Hey Red, want to go for a smoke ?
RS: Is it already time for the mid afternoon smoke break ?
VBB: Naw, it's a little early we can beat the rush to Tim's for a coffee beforehand.
RS: Great idea ... that is if you are buying.
VBB: Sure, just don't ask for that last minute box of timbits, you always complain after about your thighs and ass.
RS: A sneared look and then a warm smile
RS: let me grab my purse, meet you at the elevator.
VBB: Waiting at the elevator
RS: I just have to use the ladies room, One minute
VBB: shuffling back and forth while others use the elevator
RS: Okay lets go
VBB: A sneared look and then a warm smile as he pushes the down button for the second time

Elevator arrives and VBB pushes the floor and door close button

RS: You know it's Thursday I have to get a PayDay lottery ticket
VBB: We can get it on the way up
RS: We going splits?
VBB: Yeah sure here my loonie

Elevator doors open and VBB and RS exit, RS first of course because VBB is a gentleman.

RS: You checking out my ass again ?
VBB: Why not you keep asking me about it? Hums a Bobby Valentine tune
RS: Look at the lineup at Tims? Lets go afterwards
VBB: Had to go to the washroom ...

RS and VBB make there way outside to the smokers area and light up.

RS: Smokes silently and contemplates the day and her surroundings.
VBB: Follows her lead and enjoys his cigarette while enjoying the warmth of the sun on his face and the solitude that is broken by the other smokers as they make their way outside with a coffee, tea or cellphone in hand.

They both finish and extinguish their smokes in the sand tray.

RS: I'll get the tickets you get the coffees, meet me at the elevator.
VBB: Anything else?
RS: Cinnamon Roll smiles widely
VBB: You kill me sometimes.


VBB

 

[leelou]

Hi Red

I had this great Doctor who told me that he was an expert at quiting smoking since he had done it so many times. His feeling was that if you could keep the butts down to 5 or 6 a day then your body could probable hadle it. God, I wish I could do that. Red, you're not too far off from 5 or 6 a day.

MJ